IT JUST DAWNED ON ME that I can open a great business back home. Here is my awesome business that’ll take off. I know it will be lucrative

[Grigori Rasputin]

I’ll create a replica of the great running of the bulls like the ones in Spania.
I’ll construct an alley way and a fence.


I figured that our people are fatalistic and wouldn’t mind being gaured to death.
I’ll have them pay $10 to participate.
I’ll also have them sign a contract.
So many Geeljires would pour in to my compound to run with the bulls.

 

[Kool-Aid]

I’ll create a replica of the great running of the bulls like the ones in Spania.
I’ll construct an alley way and a fence.


I figured that our people are fatalistic and wouldn’t mind being gaured to death.
I’ll have them pay $10 to participate.
I’ll also have them sign a contract.
So many Geeljires would pour in to my compound to run with the bulls.

The animal rights activists will cause you problems.

 

[Basra]

I’ll create a replica of the great running of the bulls like the ones in Spania.
I’ll construct an alley way and a fence.


I figured that our people are fatalistic and wouldn’t mind being gaured to death.
I’ll have them pay $10 to participate.
I’ll also have them sign a contract.
So many Geeljires would pour in to my compound to run with the bulls.