It’s time to reform the geeljire SOO DOONASHADA! Time 4 Xaliimos 2 approach his family

[NotMyL]

I’ve done it multiple times. I kid you not.

I do not keep quite. I show-off my oratorical abilities. I talk At ease. I have no shame

Surprisingly these families say “ninku wa fariid walee “

How do I know? My xaliimos tell me that or maybe they’re rubbing my ego but I recognize that I’ve figured out the talking points on parents

 

[Basra]

The wedding of @saredochani10 and @R.Kelly

A wedding I like to attend. A conversation between the (marrying) couple when they see @Basra in their wedding.

Saredo to R.Kelly.

"Huuno, tani meey soo meeydhan ma aha?".

R.Kelly to his new wife (Saredo)

Haa huuno, waa from Somalispot afar cishood kama ay tegin to straight to xafladeena, ma adigaa cusuumey, huuno?

….To be continued.

i will just go to my phone, bring up @Armadillo thread about meey meey dialect accent and put it on speaker as they hear it

 

[saredochani10]

i will just go to my phone, bring up @Armadillo thread about meey meey dialect accent and put it on speaker as they hear it

@AussieHustler

you guys are too funny LOL

 

[AussieHustler]

@AussieHustler

you guys are too funny LOL

@saredochani10

I got a Somali Aussie close friend whose parents are from Dire Dawa and they grew up in Djibouti and I used to visit their house for their Somali accent. Fabulous. Do you speak like that?

 

[saredochani10]

@saredochani10

I got a Somali Aussie close friend whose parents are from Dire Dawa and they grew up in Djibouti and I used to visit their house for their Somali accent. Fabulous. Do you speak like that?

Yes I have that accent lol.

 

[AussieHustler]

i will just go to my phone, bring up @Armadillo thread about meey meey dialect accent and put it on speaker as they hear it

@Basra

Do people invite you to their weddings? If they do, they must be naive people.

 

[Basra]

@Basra

Do people invite you to their weddings? If they do, they must be naive people.

I am invited in many weddings, but in the fort night before the wedding i have a bad headache. But i do go to very close family weddings, or qabil obligations, for example my rich marehaan in law family. I only go to theirs just for the hope of being included in the will.


The only down thing is, any wedding i attend i get phone calls the next day people cursing me for not attending their weddings.

 

[VixR]

How many x wives does R.kelly have? I’m guessing two, at least, and a third had his kids out of wedlock. In other words, the average amount among Somalis.

 

[AussieHustler]

How many x wives does R.kelly have? I’m guessing two, at least, and a third had his kids out of wedlock. In other words, the average amount among Somalis.

@VixR

Didn’t you see the thread he created for you, where he claims you to be one of his ex’s? Ninku caadi ma aha.

 

[VixR]

@VixR

Didn’t you see the thread he created for you, where he claims you to be one of his ex’s? Ninku caadi ma aha.

It’s obvious he’s been divorced since at least the last year or two. He had a family when I first joined, or at least seemed more family-man-y, despite his outbursts. Now he’s sex touring and juggling flings, supposedly.

 

[AussieHustler]

It’s obvious he’s been divorced since at least the last year or two. He had a family when I first joined, or at least seemed more family-man-y, despite his outbursts. Now he’s sex touring and juggling flings, supposedly.

@VixR

@R.Kelly is a great bloke without a filter (most Somalis are filter less) and whatever he says, I always take it with a grain of salt.

 

[VixR]

@VixR

@R.Kelly is a great bloke without a filter (most Somalis are filter less) and whatever he says, I always take it with a grain of salt.

Sure, a grain. But not the whole bottle. It’s a matter of recognizing patterns. Something’s definitely changed, and he wants us to know about it. That’s actually common with when people get back in the game after a failed marriage. They’re relieved to know they still have it, and everyone hears of it.

 

[AussieHustler]

Sure, a grain. But not the whole bottle. It’s a matter of recognizing patterns. Something’s definitely changed, and he wants us to know about it. That’s actually common with when people get back in the game after a failed marriage. They’re relieved to know they still have it, and everyone hears of it.

@VixR

I admire your analysis and do you think he will settle and calm down, or will he be on a never ending sex tourism? His latest admiration is for a single mother with 5 kids. He said that she completes him, do you think he will settle down with her and become an acceptable step-father to her children?

 

[VixR]

@VixR

I admire your analysis and do you think he will settle and calm down, or will he be on a never ending sex tourism? His latest admiration is for a single mother with 5 kids. He said that she completes him, do you think he will settle down with her and become an acceptable step-father to her children?

I’m not a medium lol. When I first joined, Rkelly used to talk about his kids. He doesn’t anymore. I’m sure he used to cheat when he was married as well, but now that he’s divorced, he’s a man on a rampage. That’s my analysis on him.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I’m not a medium lol. When I first joined, Rkelly used to talk about his kids. He doesn’t anymore. I’m sure he used to cheat when he was married as well, but now that he’s divorced, he’s a man on a rampage. That’s my analysis on him.

 

[AliUK]

@R.Kelly have you ever went to go ask for a girl’s hand? If you did you would know the elders do most of the talks and get to know each other, you just sit back and enjoy the food. Also if your xaalimo is smart enough she will rescue you by asking you to come help with something, giving you at least 20 minutes away from the odayal.

No she ain't, how can i a guest be asked to do something. Plus where we going, the whole female section of her family will be in the kitchen trying to peek a look and preparing the food.

 

[Somalinimo]

I’m sick and tired of us being expected to go into a stranger’s home where we have to pitch our selves for the chance to enter a possibly deformed V of their daughter.

Heck we’ll only be married for like 7 months anyways. That’s the average nowadays.

Time for xaliimos to be modern.

Sxb don't be an incel
You don't seem like you have any female attention so just give up .

What's with it with these omega level incels wanting to flip the system because they're at the bottom