Is This Christmas Guy Somali?

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Some Arabs are celebrating Christmas and a black Muslim guy says he's not down with Santa. I'm wondering if he's a geeljire. He's ugly enough to be one, but I'm suspicious of the hairline. A red blooded Somali man's hair begins from the middle of his skull where Jews plonk their yarmulke. It's a mark of piety from the years of scraping your head fiercely on the concrete floor five times a day. Bidaar la'aan waa diin la'aan.