s(he) be(lie)ve(d)I've seen a male midwife
does ur fingers hurt from typing that? On top of your arthritis@Vanessa is more tuff that most of the men today. My former boss was a lesbian who came with moto cycle to work. She was a like a snake chameleon, sleeping with women and men indiscriminately even tho she had short hair and walked like a cow boy. She often said her balls ached, she is in her mid 40s. She has been saying that for such a long time, she actually believes she has testicles. So one day we were all having lunch, and this handsome man comes to join our table. He was interested in me, but i was low key waiting to finish my food, and dodge a bullet. But this lesbian boss desperate desire to sleep with him actually cracked me up. She was telling the handsome that her way of relaxing is to Knit a sweater. I guess her game was to sound homely and feminine to attract him. ( Someone did not send her the memo of Men are attracted by looks before tricks)
I had to cough, and start crying Alaaa Hooyo ugly laughter.
She was like-- what? Don't be a gu.s blocker. I said, huuno, whose gu,s is being blocked here? R u saying u have one? loool
The handsome man was enjoying it, thinking i was jealous. Walaahi i was not. I was stunned at how the lesbian was so chameleon like. She defied by analysis tendencies and putting people in a box. Its my safe place to put people in a box. looooooooooooool
Anyway----wait WHY am I telling a whole book story? Cajaaaiibe badaana.....
Oh wait... my story has a point......
So the Lesbian was like --- Come on Basra. TELL ME!! WHY u don't believe i KNIT a sweater???
I gathered myself, grab my half ate lunch, got up, and said....
Boss... Last week u told me you changed a "Muffler" from your moto cycle. I had to google what that was because the name sounded .....i guess Impressive.
When i discovered what it is, the next day i came to work, i almost called her
Haayeee Odaay........ How is it going?
Y u qashin me baby?I'll send this nigga to help you out.
Y u qashin me baby?
Deleted.Why would I want to see an overweight topless cadaan woman? Pls put in spoilers its revolting.