Imagine that I staged a coup in Somalia. These Sspot member would’ve been given these Ministerial jobs

Grigori Rasputin

“No more your dad” “your mom loofs me”
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
@Abdalla
Minister of restoration of our traditions, banning fob Tiktok, promotion of birth production

@Apollo
Minister of infrastructure, education and natural resources

@Periplus
Minister of diaspora, rehab and sports

@Sophisticate
Minister of women, family and early marriages

@Basra
Minister of the aged, health and medication regulations

@Hani Bee
Minister of progression and development

@Calaf

Minister of Tourism, escapades, exploration of the fruit of the nation for high end customers.

The following will be arrested.
@AbdiGaalDoon
@Angelina
@Boqorada
@Shoto Todoroki
@Admin

all the remaining post will be held by me.

(@Sophisticate make sure you introduce me to gorgeous xaliimos at my Presidential palace )
 
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Calaf

Veni Vidi Vici
VIP
You will last, what, a good 6 hours with that cabinet.

fear GIF
 

Boqorada

I Was Cheating In Prison..I Was Cheating ...
:whoa:come on now. I think I'd be of much use. I'd make a great right hand man, ruthless and cunning. Trust me you'd want me as a friend instead of an enemy. If I'm arrested I'll start my own coup and bring you down:gaasdrink:.




..I'll let you rethink your decision

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Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
VIP
@Abdalla
Minister of restoration of our traditions, banning fob Tiktok, promotion of birth production

@Apollo
Minister of infrastructure, education and natural resources

@Periplus
Minister of diaspora, rehab and sports

@Sophisticate
Minister of women, family and early marriages

@Basra
Minister of the aged, health and medication regulations

@Hani Bee
Minister of progression and development

The following will be arrested.
@AbdiGaalDoon
@Angelina
@Boqorada
@Shoto Todoroki
@Admin

all the remaining post will be held by me.

(@Sophisticate make sure you introduce me to gorgeous xaliimos at my Presidential palace )



@Hani Bee Bingo looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
 

Sheikh Kulkuli

Staff Member
@Abdalla
Minister of restoration of our traditions, banning fob Tiktok, promotion of birth production

@Apollo
Minister of infrastructure, education and natural resources

@Periplus
Minister of diaspora, rehab and sports

@Sophisticate
Minister of women, family and early marriages

@Basra
Minister of the aged, health and medication regulations

@Hani Bee
Minister of progression and development

@Calaf

Minister of Tourism, escapades, exploration of the fruit of the nation for high end customers.

The following will be arrested.
@AbdiGaalDoon
@Angelina
@Boqorada
@Shoto Todoroki
@Admin

all the remaining post will be held by me.

(@Sophisticate make sure you introduce me to gorgeous xaliimos at my Presidential palace )
I would be forced to overthrow you but will be kind not to execute you for treason as you were not elected democratically.
However I will give you presidential pardon and promote you to minister of reproduction and qorsheynta suxul baruurka dayacsan.
 

Manafesto

[Cali Saleebaan][Migiurtinia]
VIP
HalimoEnthusiast
@Abdalla
Minister of restoration of our traditions, banning fob Tiktok, promotion of birth production

@Apollo
Minister of infrastructure, education and natural resources

@Periplus
Minister of diaspora, rehab and sports

@Sophisticate
Minister of women, family and early marriages

@Basra
Minister of the aged, health and medication regulations

@Hani Bee
Minister of progression and development

@Calaf

Minister of Tourism, escapades, exploration of the fruit of the nation for high end customers.

The following will be arrested.
@AbdiGaalDoon
@Angelina
@Boqorada
@Shoto Todoroki
@Admin

all the remaining post will be held by me.

(@Sophisticate make sure you introduce me to gorgeous xaliimos at my Presidential palace )
I Guess you are a man of your word, you promised me the PM spot a year ago if you succeed in your coup.:wow1:

My first appointee of my government is @Manafesto as my PM.

please create a cabinet

Make sure you supply the finest young gazelles every night to my room.

I don’t like corruption and so please keep an eye of those you hire.

let’s not getting twisted. Let folks know that our power is limited to 4 sq miles.
 

Sophisticate

Staff Member
Shouldn't a presidential post be sufficient enough to pique the interest of other women without an introduction.

I sir, am a professional not a madame of your harem.
 

Periplus

SYL supporter
VIP
I would’ve expected at least “Treasurer” or “Finance minister” or “anti-qabyalaad” minister.

But thanks bro.

:salute:
 

Grigori Rasputin

“No more your dad” “your mom loofs me”
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Shouldn't a presidential post be sufficient enough to pique the interest of other women without an introduction.

I sir, am a professional not a madame of your harem.

The First Lady is a hot tempered one.
On the days she’s out of the country please arrange some pleasure for me.
I don’t understand why she loves attending none sense summits such as “Women of the World conference “. Oh well, that gives me chances to indulge myself on the fruit of the nation.
 

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