Imaginary "Somali National Army" Thread

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

For many years now, we have been hearing about "soldiers" getting trained and most recently and hilariously, "biometric fingerprint scanning"


However, this imaginary force, has yet to even secure the seat of the Federal Government and gets humiliated by AlShaydan on a daily basis.


So, who shall we congratulate for running the greatest scam in Somali history? Stand up and claim your prize

Which countries /politicians are getting paid under the table to keep up this facade?

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

UK opens new training centre for the Somali National Army in Baidoa



https://www.gov.uk/government/news/...tre-for-the-somali-national-army-in-baidoa--2

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AMISOM is in Baidoa

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

There is a company that has been "training" the "SNA" for over 9 years now!

https://www.eutm-somalia.eu/eutm-s-...ining-for-somali-national-army-sna-personnel/

"EUTM-S, committed to Somalia for over nine years now, conducts training, advising and mentoring activities to increase the capability and effectiveness of the SNA and other Somali Defence institutions."

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

2016, more "training", this time by AMISOM

AMISOM opens new training facility for the Somali National Army


MOGADISHU, JUNE 1, 2016 – The African Union Mission in Somalia (AMISOM) yesterday opened a new military training facility for the Somali National Army (SNA).

 

[AarHawd_7]

Seems like you are enjoying it. Do you think Puntlands ragtag clan militia is any better shape compared to these “government soldiers” down south? Nope

 

[nomand]

Seems like you are enjoying it. Do you think Puntlands ragtag clan militia is any better shape compared to these “government soldiers” down south? Nope

I have noticed something about most puntlanders it's all projection and fear.

In other words this thread is her way of saying I am fearful of sna.

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

Seems like you are enjoying it. Do you think Puntlands ragtag clan militia is any better shape compared to these “government soldiers” down south? Nope

Why would I enjoy being part of an unstable country?

Unlike you Eydoor, we are stuck with these people so having an efficient SNA is in our collective interest.

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

I have noticed something about most puntlanders it's all projection and fear.

In other words this thread is her way of saying I am fearful of sna.

Yes, I am terrified of the SNA that cannot even liberate a few villages from a few Niqabis.

Shaking in my boots.

 

[AarHawd_7]

Why would I enjoy being part of an unstable country?

Unlike you Eydoor, we are stuck with these people so having an efficient SNA is in our collective interest.

Aren’t you Leelkase? You know the Majeerteens back home treat your people like dogshit? It would be in your interest to join Galmudug with the Mareexaan and Habar Gidiir. If you compare Garsoor (Leelkase) with Israac (Cumar Maxamud) you will notice it.

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

Aren’t you Leelkase? You know the Majeerteens back home treat your people like dogshit? It would be in your interest to join Galmudug with the Mareexaan and Habar Gidiir. If you compare Garsoor (Leelkase) with Israac (Cumar Maxamud) you will notice it.

LOL


For a group who acts like an independent nation, you sure like to meddle in Somalia affairs.

This is why you will never get recognised, even YOU don't take it seriously.

Shouldn't you be standing outside Buckingham palace screaming that you are the Queen's black orphans?

I feel sorry for all the Isaaq that are actually doing the hard work but have to put up with people like you who are undoing it.

 

[nomand]

People respect somaliland more then puntland atleast we all know where they stand.

They are straightforward and don't stab you in the back or have one leg in somalia and another in somaliland.

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

People respect somaliland more then puntland atleast we all know where they stand.

They are straightforward and don't stab you in the back or have one leg in somalia and another in somaliland.

Ride the IRRIR train hard, choo choo, ya homeless NIGIS>

 

[AarLibaax]

@PuntiteQueen on

Her Majesty's mission illogical continues

 

[nomand]

Ride the IRRIR train hard, choo choo, ya homeless NIGIS>

Says the clown that fought against siyad barre and begged irir to fight against siyad barre also.

 

[AarHawd_7]

LOL


For a group who acts like an independent nation, you sure like to meddle in Somalia affairs.

This is why you will never get recognised, even YOU don't take it seriously.

Shouldn't you be standing outside Buckingham palace screaming that you are the Queen's black orphans?

I feel sorry for all the Isaaq that are actually doing the hard work but have to put up with people like you who are undoing it.

You didn’t answer my question though? How comes the Leelkase side of Gaalkacayo looks like a slum and the Cumar Maxamuud side is where all the business is at

On top of that did you forget the Maxamuud Salebaan under Faroole waged a outrageous war against the Leelkase in Garsoor in 2011? Shelling garsoor using the Puntland army? How many Leelkase people died? All the MJ Cumar Maxamuud villages are developing in and around Gaalkacayo while your settlements are still shitholes. Puntland is not in your interest LOL yet you are kekekekee ing with them.

I might be iiidoor but I know whats going on in Puntland i’d say join Galmudug with your Habar Gidiir and Mareexaan brothers.

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

You didn’t answer my question though? How comes the Leelkase side of Gaalkacayo looks like a slum and the Cumar Maxamuud side is where all the business is at

On top of that did you forget the Maxamuud Salebaan under Faroole waged a outrageous war against the Leelkase in Garsoor in 2011? Shelling garsoor using the Puntland army? How many Leelkase people died? All the MJ Cumar Maxamuud villages are developing in and around Gaalkacayo while your settlements are still shitholes. Puntland is not in your interest LOL yet you are kekekekee ing with them.

I might be iiidoor but I know whats going on in Puntland i’d say join Galmudug with your Habar Gidiir and Mareexaan brothers.

Allahu Akbar

You think Tanade Daarood is going to turn on Puntland because a stained-tooth, alcoholic, khat chewing Eydoor is telling him what to do/think?

I don't blame you, you turned Hawiye into your servants but Tanade Daarood are smarter and have more dhiig than that.

Tanade live from Bari to Mudug, MJ/Tanade are wiil iyo awoowgiisa AND wiil iyo abtigiisa.

Even if we fight, we make up and today Galdogob is one of the best cities in PUNTLAND.

Don't mention Tanade aka Derbi Daarood again, with your stained teeth.

You don't even know what you're talking about, so many holes in your isku dir dir attempt, it looks like cheese.

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

Says the clown that fought against siyad barre and begged irir to fight against siyad barre also.

I would call Yahuud to take down your BUSH leader.

There will be no scruples where your kind are involved, after what you did to my people? LOL

Get out of here.

We deal with Irrir on an equal footing, you are their slave, learn the difference.

You don't have any power to barter with them, you don't even realise what you are to them and that's why the rest of Daarood doesn't respect you.

 

[AarHawd_7]

Allahu Akbar

You think Tanade Daarood is going to turn on Puntland because a stained-tooth, alcoholic, khat chewing Eydoor is telling him what to do/think?

I don't blame you, you turned Hawiye into your servants but Tanade Daarood and Puntites are smarter and have more dhiig than that.

Tanade live from Bari to Mudug, MJ/Tanade are wiil iyo awoowgiisa AND wiil iyo abtigiisa.

Even if we fight, we make up and today Galdogob is one of the best cities in PUNTLAND.

Don't mention Tanade aka Derbi Daarood again, with your stained teeth.

You don't even know what you're talking about, so many holes in your isku dir dir attempt, it looks like cheese.

Majeerteen yar yar such as the Cali Salebaan, Ugaar Salebaan, Amartiwaaq, Daanwayne and their Harti Dashiishe brothers don’t even have rights in Puntland LOL. What makes you think you got rights in Puntland? Can you even become president one day with out being Maxamuud Salebaan?

Here is Faroole shelling your people:

 

[Ayubi]

Aren’t you Leelkase?

Not to derail this thread with clans but OP is MJ, not leelkase

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

Majeerteen yar yar such as the Cali Salebaan, Ugaar Salebaan, Amartiwaaq, Daanwayne and their Harti Dashiishe brothers don’t even have rights in Puntland LOL. What makes you think you got rights in Puntland? Can you even become president one day with out being Maxamuud Salebaan?

Here is Faroole shelling your people:

LOL

EVERY Majeerteen clan has MPs and sometimes ministers, no clan is "marginalised", even Madhibaan is in the Puntland government.

Nice try, Mr Isaaq.