I'm Writing A TV Show......With A Protagonist Somali Character

Arma

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Together with a really good cadaan friend, I'm in the process of writing a sci-fi/crime/dark comedy show. It's set in West London, and the story involves drugs, crime, and aliens.

It's influenced by shows such as, Dr Who, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, and Red Dwarf on the sci-fi aspect, and Top Boy for the London drug crime aspect.

The main protagonist will be a Somali West London drug dealer......that's all I'm going to reveal about the plot.

This is a proper original concept, never done before, and I honestly cannot contain my excitement. I have had this concept at the back of my mind for the past 11 years, after coming up with it way back in 2010, while watching a sci-fi alien film on a cold, wet, November night (i won't mention the name of that film). And now, I'm putting pen to paper.

I'm just hoping that there is a young Somali actor out there, hoping for a big break in his career. I should actually say, Somali *ACTORS*, as there will be multiple Somali characters in the story, both male and female. And even mature Somali characters, such as the protagonist's parents.

We've written the first two episodes, and In Sha Allah, by the December, we will have a completed draft of season 1, and then hope to pitch to film and tv production companies.
 

Arma

GRAND Wizard of MJ SIXIIR
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If you're going to include Somalis why make it about drugs?

Not my fault Somalis spend their time talking shit on twitter and enrolling for ridiculous university degrees such business, media, and arts and humanities. Good luck getting a job with a poxy media degree.
 
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Periplus

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The protagonist should be "Bashir", a bottom-heavy 20-something Somali male that spends his time talking about how Somali women in the west are finished and wants to marry back home while he will boast about zina in the same stiting.

He does not really have any work aside from part-time uni and online arguments with random Twitter accounts in which he calls Nigerians j*reers.

His best friends are Pakistanis, Arabs and Jamaicans, all of which he claims are khasaaro ethnicities and nothing compared to his superior Cushite genetics.

:cheers1:
 

Arma

GRAND Wizard of MJ SIXIIR
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The protagonist should be "Bashir", a bottom-heavy 20-something Somali male that spends his time talking about how Somali women in the west are finished and wants to marry back home while he will boast about zina in the same stiting.

He does not really have any work aside from part-time uni and online arguments with random Twitter accounts in which he calls Nigerians j*reers.

His best friends are Pakistanis, Arabs and Jamaicans, all of which he claims are khasaaro ethnicities and nothing compared to his superior Cushite genetics.

:cheers1:

The state of Western faraxs
 

Periplus

Min Al-Nahr ila Al-Ba7r
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The state of Western faraxs

Facts bro. Somali businesses should create their own version of the Israeli "birthright" trips, in which they subsidise young diaspora Somalis to go back home and get hit with reality.

Honestly, heading back to PL changed my perspective on many things wallahi.
 

Siddhartha

future pirate king
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Facts bro. Somali businesses should create their own version of the Israeli "birthright" trips, in which they subsidise young diaspora Somalis to go back home and get hit with reality.

Honestly, heading back to PL changed my perspective on many things wallahi.

Lol Israel is a developed country why would you send people on trips to 3rd world country in civil war
 

Periplus

Min Al-Nahr ila Al-Ba7r
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Lol Israel is a developed country why would you send people on trips to 3rd world country in civil war

Not all of Somalia is in war constantly, firstly.

Secondly, its good to send people back home to see how life is there and to realise there is more to life for people back home than qabyalaad, gender wars and FKD.
 
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Abti was unlike most of his drug peddling contemporaries. He was from the noble house of Issaq and as such towered over them. Both in stature and in birth. His enemies were fierce and many but non were as cunning as the dreaded Trident.

*Cut scene, fade to black* :lolbron::lolbron:
 
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Shimbiris

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I wanna write a Somali superhero. One of his superpowers will be that he will have a Wolverine level healing factor that only works after drinking caano geel.
 

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