I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE THINKING IM NOT SCOTTISH ENOUGH

[beenleey]

I cannae believe eejits hink am less Scottish because I wa mostly raised in London.

Horta I have proof that William Wallace once took a 3-year break fae fighting the English and went Somalia and called hissel “Hawiye” because he didnae want the English tae find him. The absolute lad then married a wee local Dir lass and created the Hawiye clan.

Annow it sounds ridiculous but a always felt in ma soul. Back when I learned aboot scottish history in school, we'd learn aboot the horrible atrocities the English committed against ma ancestors, a used tae cry. Tae hink ma poor ancestors were the number 1 victim of the English.

Am no less scottish than Robert the Bruce, Nicholas Sturgeon and Richard Madden. They are ma ancestor, eddo and husband.

 

[beenleey]

God it's so hard writing in Scottish, it doesn't even look natural when I do it

 

[Yukon_Niner]

God it's so hard writing in Scottish, it doesn't even look natural when I do it

I was about to say even your written Scottish looks dodgy. No true Scotsman ey?

 

[beenleey]

I was about to say even your written Scottish looks dodgy. No true Scotsman ey?

I had to dilute it a bit because we have non-brits here I am a true scotsman ii dhaaf

 

[Macalin M]

I had to dilute it a bit because we have non-brits here I am a true scotsman ii dhaaf

Kkk it’s ok to be English.

 

[Azania]

Kkk it’s ok to be English.

After all the L’s they have been taking year round, let This nigga ride with the scots and get independence from UK

 

[Macalin M]

After all the L’s they have been taking year round, let This nigga ride with the scots and get independence from UK

No if we go down she has to go down with me. Can’t be jumping ship

 

[Basra]

I cannae believe eejits hink am less Scottish because I wa mostly raised in London.

Horta I have proof that William Wallace once took a 3-year break fae fighting the English and went Somalia and called hissel “Hawiye” because he didnae want the English tae find him. The absolute lad then married a wee local Dir lass and created the Hawiye clan.

Annow it sounds ridiculous but a always felt in ma soul. Back when I learned aboot scottish history in school, we'd learn aboot the horrible atrocities the English committed against ma ancestors, a used tae cry. Tae hink ma poor ancestors were the number 1 victim of the English.

Am no less scottish than Robert the Bruce, Nicholas Sturgeon and Richard Madden. They are ma ancestor, eddo and husband.

Brave Heart was a great movie!

 

[beenleey]

No if we go down she has to go down with me. Can’t be jumping ship

Warya you are Hawiye you can easily immigrate to Scotland. They are our people

 

[Lord of Warshiekh]

I cannae believe eejits hink am less Scottish because I wa mostly raised in London.

Horta I have proof that William Wallace once took a 3-year break fae fighting the English and went Somalia and called hissel “Hawiye” because he didnae want the English tae find him. The absolute lad then married a wee local Dir lass and created the Hawiye clan.

Annow it sounds ridiculous but a always felt in ma soul. Back when I learned aboot scottish history in school, we'd learn aboot the horrible atrocities the English committed against ma ancestors, a used tae cry. Tae hink ma poor ancestors were the number 1 victim of the English.

Am no less scottish than Robert the Bruce, Nicholas Sturgeon and Richard Madden. They are ma ancestor, eddo and husband.

Do you hate Edward the First?

 

[Basra]

Do you hate Edward the First?

Was he the gay one ? Or his son, another Edward was the gay one?

 

[Lord of Warshiekh]

Was he the gay one ? Or his son, another Edward was the gay one?

Edward 2, his son, was Allegedly homosexual

 

[beenleey]

Do you hate Edward the First?

Yes I do. I totally forgot everything I learnt in higher history about him so I’m not going to argue about him

Was he the gay one ? Or his son, another Edward was the gay one?

His son was the suspected gay one. Have you heard how his son died eedo Basra?

 

[Xaruun]

I had to dilute it a bit because we have non-brits here I am a true scotsman ii dhaaf

There’s no inbetween; either speak full scots (without any afsomaal) or you’re a qaxooti

 

[beenleey]

There’s no inbetween; either speak full scots (without any afsomaal) or you’re a qaxooti

It’s not my fault my ancestor William Wallace came to Somalia. We have integrated into Somali society just the same way darods and others integrated into Somali culture whilst being arab

 

[Xaruun]

It’s not my fault my ancestor William Wallace came to Somalia. We have integrated into Somali society just the same way darods and others integrated into Somali culture whilst being arab

Now translate that into scots

 

[Guure]

Its good to claim scottish, who want to be grouped with reer shank aka londoners? uff

Anyway i remember playing Ark with a scottish person and i could barely understand him.
That accent sucks. Now im trying to imagine someone talking dirty in scottish

 

[beenleey]

Now translate that into scots

War Darods don’t know arabic ii dhaaf

Its good to claim scottish, who want to be grouped with reer shank aka londoners? uff

Anyway i remember playing Ark with a scottish person and i could barely understand him.
That accent sucks. Now im trying to imagine someone talking dirty in scottish

Scottish accent is the ideal male accent. You may not like it but that is what peak performance sounds like.

 

[Guure]

Wallahi this was me trying to decipher this tweet .

Imagine you're sexting some scottish person and you have to pull out the calculator and dictionary to understand her, sitting their like: