I'm not black

[novanova]

Everyone in the entire world except Somalians sees Somalians as Black. No one entertains your delusions like no one entertains the delusions of a schizophrenic. Your ramblings are in fact just like a schizophrenic. Go seek help.

Other than the fact that they are 20-25% European and that they dont wear the hijab, you're no different than African Americans culturally. But you're Blacker than them too. You're at the top of the Black totem pole. You have all the diverse Black peoples' strongest Black qualities in the Somali people, making Somalians the posterboy of Blacks. You’re a blend. Waxaa tahay Black smoothie.

not true.

 

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The usual conversation goes something like this:

Random "black person: "Are Somalians really black?, because I don't really think you guys are black"

Random Somali person: " Yes we are black, look at my skin, and Somalia is in Africa, duh"

Random "black person": " But you guys kind of look like dark skinned Arabs or Indians. You don't look black. You also don't like to marry black people"

Random Somali person: "Ok fair enough, since you put it that way, I guess we are not black then".

Random "black person": "See, you lot are confused, self haters. You don't know what you are. You are BLACK! How do you think everyone else sees you. They see you as a black person, but whatever, don't come running to us when you have problems, go to your Arab masters or go back to India or Yemen where they will call you an abeed. You are not forehead aliens ,blah blah blah djdjdjrjrjrh"

Random Somali person: "Somalis don't care how white people or anyone else see us, so whatever".

Random "black person": "You are ugly big forehead aliens anyway. Your country is backwards pirates and you are starving skinny stick people".


Random Somalis person: commences with every stereotype under the sun to insult "black people" while using the J word, the new N word apparently.