I'm 24 YEARS OLD kulaha!

Aurelian

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it seems like some ppl look just old
This lunatic is just 18 while looking like a 27
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I really feel sorry for victims of accelerated aging.

I have always looked younger than my government age. I thought it sucked because it meant others undermined my authority but I like it now.
:mjlol: I tried to say habo to a teenage Abdi once and he refused. That hurt. I once was in a situation where I randomly met a kid I used to babysit (when she was a toddler) and she thought I was her slightly older sister's age. I was double her age at the time. KKKKKK
 
I really feel sorry for victims of accelerated aging.

I have always looked younger than my government age. I thought it sucked because it meant others undermined my authority but I like it now.
:mjlol: I tried to say habo to a teenage Abdi once and he refused. That hurt. I once was in a situation where I randomly met a kid I used to babysit (when she was a toddler) and she thought I was her slightly older sister's age. I was double her age at the time. KKKKKK
Keep your bloodline pure lol. Even the slighest drop of cadaan DNA being added into the mix will make your sons look like divorced middle aged men with prostate problems before they're old enough to even drive. I don't what it is about them, but they nose dive off of a fucking cliff the moment they hit 25-27 :chrisfreshhah: :chrisfreshhah::chrisfreshhah:
 
Keep your bloodline pure lol. Even the slighest drop of cadaan DNA being added into the mix will make your sons look like divorced middle aged men with prostate problems before they're old enough to even drive. I don't what it is about them, but they nose dive off of a fucking cliff the moment they hit 25-27 :chrisfreshhah: :chrisfreshhah::chrisfreshhah:



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I almost choked; you'll be responsible for somebody's death one day with these almost lethal comedic lines.
 
Keep your bloodline pure lol. Even the slighest drop of cadaan DNA being added into the mix will make your sons look like divorced middle aged men with prostate problems before they're old enough to even drive. I don't what it is about them, but they nose dive off of a fucking cliff the moment they hit 25-27 :chrisfreshhah: :chrisfreshhah::chrisfreshhah:
"Cadaan Dna" lol
 

Shimbiris

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I really feel sorry for victims of accelerated aging.

I have always looked younger than my government age. I thought it sucked because it meant others undermined my authority but I like it now.
:mjlol: I tried to say habo to a teenage Abdi once and he refused. That hurt. I once was in a situation where I randomly met a kid I used to babysit (when she was a toddler) and she thought I was her slightly older sister's age. I was double her age at the time. KKKKKK

You're a class act, sis. Couldn't help but flaunt something about yourself when you saw the thread subject.

:pachah1:

Nah I'm only blasting gear after the Mrs squeezes a few kids out :heh:
The commodification of masculintiy is fucking depressing though wallahi.

Alhamdullilah. You keep those pearls clean, aboowe. But I meant do you think he's blasting gear? Cos goddamn, he doesn't look his age.

:mjlol:
 
You're a class act, sis. Couldn't help but flaunt something about yourself when you saw the thread subject. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

:pachah1:



Alhamdullilah. You keep those pearls clean, aboowe. But I meant do you think he's blasting gear? Cos goddamn, he doesn't look his age.

:mjlol:
Nothing about his physique overtly screams "gear" but I've seen DYELs who run tren so there's no telling. He probably just has those aweful Balkan/Italian genes that make the fuckers look 40 in their late teens loool

He's the spitting image of Julian from Trailer park boys after a schizo "I need to be 8% bodyfat in 3weeks" cut.
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~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
Keep your bloodline pure lol. Even the slighest drop of cadaan DNA being added into the mix will make your sons look like divorced middle aged men with prostate problems before they're old enough to even drive. I don't what it is about them, but they nose dive off of a fucking cliff the moment they hit 25-27 :chrisfreshhah: :chrisfreshhah::chrisfreshhah:
Don't worry; I always screen Abdis based on their 23andme results.
You're a class act, sis. Couldn't help but flaunt something about yourself when you saw the thread subject.

:pachah1:



Alhamdullilah. You keep those pearls clean, aboowe. But I meant do you think he's blasting gear? Cos goddamn, he doesn't look his age.

:mjlol:
I'm a truth-teller. It's not that hard to look young. Stay thin. People assume you gain weight as you age. And considering I haven't had children, it preserved me. Childfree people tend to look younger, btw. I'm afraid I'll lose my joie de vivre and elasticity after kids. To be honest, I think the difference is likely due to self-care. I have no choice but to look nice. Others are watching, including old flames you might run into that hope you look xuux now. :dead: Nak secretly wants me to look raggedy and ravaged by time, so I have no choice but to take myself off the market.
 

Shimbiris

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I'm a truth-teller. It's not that hard to look young. Stay thin. People assume you gain weight as you age. And considering I haven't had children, it preserved me. Childfree people tend to look younger, btw. I'm afraid I'll lose my joie de vivre and elasticity after children. To be honest, I think the difference is likely due to self-care. I have no choice but to look nice. Others are watching, including old flames you might run into that hope you look xuux now. :dead: Nak secretly wants me to look raggedy and ravaged by time, so I have no choice but to take myself off the market.

My personal experience and what I've read and seen around:
  • Eat nutrient dense, organic as possible animal foods
  • Avoid or limit sugar/carbs, seed oils and all processed foods
  • Do not eat too often (intermittent fasts or a sort of "only eat when hungry" routine even if that takes over 24 hours to happen)
  • Do some form of resistance exercise regularly like calisthenics and weight lifting
  • Get some sunshine, fresh air and dips in seawater regularly
  • Get abundant sleep
  • Avoid most if not all creams, gels, shampoos and so forth
  • No vices like alcohol and smoking (including p*rn addiction)
  • Get your facial structure and teeth alignment made right with all your teeth in your mouth (ceramic implants where removed) with large and robust airways (including the nasal passages)
  • Read books and play mentally challenging games (preferably board and social ones) regularly
  • Wear plus prescription glasses when reading or using phones and computers and reverse any issues like myopia where possible

Some recipe components for a robust and well aging adult both physically and mentally.
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
My personal experience and what I've read and seen around:
  • Eat nutrient dense, organic as possible animal foods
  • Avoid or limit sugar/carbs, seed oils and all processed foods
  • Do not eat too often (intermittent fasts or a sort of "only eat when hungry" routine even if that takes over 24 hours to happen)
  • Do some form of resistance exercise regularly like calisthenics and weight lifting
  • Get some sunshine, fresh hair and dips in seawater regularly
  • Get abundant sleep
  • Avoid most if not all creams, gels, shampoos and so forth
  • No vices like alcohol and smoking (including p*rn addiction)
  • Get your facial structure and teeth alignment made right with all your teeth in your mouth (ceramic implants where removed) with large and robust airways (including the nasal passages)
  • Read books regularly
  • Wear plus prescription glasses when reading or using phones and computers and reverse any issues like myopia where possible

Recipe for a robust and well aging adult.

I do most of that. However, with myopia/astigmatism/hyperopia/presbyopia, why not consider the Bates Method. Alx, I don't wear glasses.


Here is a link to a book on the Bate's Method:
 

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