If you won

[SOULSEARCHING]

The lotto would you tell your family?

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

Of course not. Why would I?

 

[Celery]

No.

 

[Celery]

Of course not. Why would I?

Goes without saying. This guy likes Kenya that’s why he’s asking dumb questions

 

[Saeedlfc]

Obviously

 

[المهندس]

Its haram to buy it, but if i was too find the winning ticket on the floor ...

 

[Shmurda]

Wouldn't tell my mom's because she would stay yelling at me about how I shouldn't buy tickets. I'd probably just make a fake bank account and transfer her a couple M's

The rest of my fam wouldn't give a f*ck and I'd hook them up too

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

OP @Nairobi La Flores how does a Muslim even win one in the first place?

 

[Dooyo]

Immediate family, yes. Or else they'll wonder what kind of jobs I have to rack up so much money. Extended, no way. Or else I have relatives from Hargeisa ilaa Ceerigaabo ilaa Hobyo ilaa Kismayo that I don't even know askin for money

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

I would invest in cheap apartments in low-income neighbourhoods like Jared Kushner does in Baltimore.

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

I personally wouldn't.....money is dangerous and can turn people ugly

 

[Parailia somalensis]

I have caught many Somalis at the kiosk/convenience shop scratching down numbers like their life depended on it. That awkward stares when you both know it’s haram but they proceed anyway. I even caught adeers partaking in it.

 

[Genesis]

If I won the lotto I wouldn't tell anyone but I would film myself spending 150 days doing the most degenerate things money can buy and make it into a Netflix series.

 

[Nak Muay]

Absolutely fucking not. The sheer amount of xasad would give me erectile dysfunction or something
I'd indirectly make their lives better without mentioning the money.

 

[ReyRey]

Yes, my family bond is strong

 

[ReyRey]

I have caught many Somalis at the kiosk/convenience shop scratching down numbers like their life depended on it. That awkward stares when you both know it’s haram but they proceed anyway. I even caught adeers partaking in it.

This reminded of an encounter with a niqabi, she waited till i left the store to scratch those cards

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

I haven't ever brought one in my life but I get this urge I'll one day win the lotto, my dreams do come true

 

[Nak Muay]

I haven't ever brought one in my life but I get this urge I'll one day win the lotto, my dreams do come true

The odds of winning are insurmountable. You'd be better off just giving the shop keeper your money and walking away wallahi lol

 

[__08]

I would tell my close family. But I’d downplay the amount. Oh I won 4 mil when I really won 10 mil!
But I’d give them money though just in instalment I’d invest most of it.

 

[__08]

The odds of winning are insurmountable. You'd be better off just giving the shop keeper your money and walking away wallahi lol

Facts scary how some people are addicted and so sure they’ll win.