If you were an sspot user's parent for one day...

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Which sspot user would you like to parent for a day? How would you straighten them out? Nothing is off limits, including corporal punishment.

 

[John Michael]

I'd have a late term abortion on most of the 'xalimos ain't shit' thread makers.

I'm not raising an ingrate.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I would parent @Duchess. For a proud Somali woman of noble blood to spread her legs for a raw meat eater is really quite appalling. I would belt the red mist of lust out of her.

 

[yuusufdiin]

i would wake u up every morning for fajr prayer, make u wear a qamiis and bring u to the masjid to pray every salat daily and drag u to duugsi 7 days a week till u beg for corporal punishment @ArchBishopofAtheism

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

I'd have a late term abortion on most of the 'xalimos ain't shit' thread makers.

I'm not raising an ingrate.

Who are you talking about?

 

[mrcool]

I'd be good dad to reverse the dhiilo syndrome of these xalimos

 

[John Michael]

Who are you talking about?

 

[Hades]

I would love to mentor (I have no parenting skills) @Khad714. Come with me my sweet child, I will teach you life skills, how to pair non alcoholic drinks & cheeses together & most importantly how to dodge these no-good boys (esp. dusty faraxs)

 

[Hades]

I'd adopt @YoungFarah --warya i'm getting you into uni this time

 

[Batuulo]

I'd adopt @YoungFarah --warya i'm getting you into uni this time

Ok we both have to fight. @YoungFarah is my grandson.

 

[Batuulo]

It would be @Reiko she needs to be taught akhlaaq.

 

[Khad714]

I would love to mentor (I have no parenting skills) @Khad714. Come with me my sweet child, I will teach you life skills, how to pair non alcoholic drinks & cheeses together & most importantly how to dodge these no-good boys (esp. dusty faraxs)

Please teach me

 

[Apollo]

AbdiJohnson

I'd hire female hookers for him and turn him straight.

 

[Zumar]

I would parent @Duchess. For a proud Somali woman of noble blood to spread her legs for a raw meat eater is really quite appalling. I would belt the red mist of lust out of her.

Do ethopians really eat raw food?

 

[Apollo]

Do ethopians really eat raw food?

It's an obscure delicacy. s like to use it as a pejorative, but they don't eat it often.

 

[agnes]

@ArchBishopofAtheism I would take the atheism out of him and bring him on the straight and narrow. The work will consist of, Quraan sar, Bathing, and shahada at the mosque.

 

[YoungFarah]

I'd adopt @YoungFarah --warya i'm getting you into uni this time

Aren't you around my age? Or are you an old hag like @Batuulo too? Lol

Ok we both have to fight. @YoungFarah is my grandson.

 

[Xooshdheere]

I'd parent @GodKnowsBest and make her the greatest leader of the Fourth Reich

 

[GodKnowsBest]

I'd parent @GodKnowsBest and make her the greatest leader of the Fourth Reich

I'd make you a proud father.

 

[Khad714]

I would parent @Waxwaalan. We would become besties