If you were a matchmaker

[Villainess]

Is Grigori the guy who has long topic titles and produces fake stories lol if so no thank you

I’m going on a detox so no men for me but I’ll have to set up @Dawo with @Asli because they are two funny, dope people

hes british. i hate brits

 

[Sumaaya]

hes british. i hate brits

I’m offended

 

[Sumaaya]

this is the most thirsty forum I’ve been in

 

[المهندس]

@JalleGeesi & @Halimo Supremist

Ogaden and Hawiye union

 

[Mercury]

@Ciyaalka Xaafada iyo @Nafiso Qalanjo

 

[Sumaaya]

If it was up to me I would take a little bit of

@Abdisamad
@Mercury
@Dawo
@Raaxeeye
@Bronco

and the tiniest bit of @Amazonian and @Manafesto

Add them together and you have the ideal man, minus the money

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

If it was up to me I would take a little bit of

@Abdisamad
@Mercury
@Dawo
@Raaxeeye
@Bronco

and the tiniest bit of @Amazonian and @Manafesto

Add them together and you have the ideal man, minus the money

Add @Ciyaalka Xaafada for the Money and the lil ciyal suqnimo everyone needs

 

[Bronco]

If it was up to me I would take a little bit of

@Abdisamad
@Mercury
@Dawo
@Raaxeeye
@Bronco

and the tiniest bit of @Amazonian and @Manafesto

Add them together and you have the ideal man, minus the money

Obviously me being like 89%. Soo maaha sumaaya?

 

[Abdisamad]

Abayo are you sure about this?
I am the reason he has premature baldness at such a young age.


@Abdisamad I warned you to treat @Sumaaya well. What have you done this time that she is sending you for qumayo-celis in my crib?

She said I was mumbling your name and jacayl in my deep sleep the other night

 

[Sumaaya]

Obviously me being like 89%. Soo maaha sumaaya?

lol @Raaxeeye and @Mercury would make up 60% alone

 

[Amazonian]

@Abdisamad and @Sumaaya

You need a Darood gentlemen to hold you down

 

[Abu Hesi]

@Sumaaya, haday sspot ciyaal ku dhashaan waa adiga.

 

[Abu Hesi]

@Abdisamad and @Sumaaya

You need a Darood gentlemen to hold you down

Maanta dhan My Libaax iyo My Libaaxad bey gurayaan

 

[Sumaaya]

Maanta dhan My Libaax iyo My Libaaxad bey gurayaan

That was sheeko ciyaal, I have progressed to ‘Indhahayga nuurkoodi’

 

[Abu Hesi]

That was sheeko ciyaal, I have progressed to ‘Indhahayga nuurkoodi’

Maxuma ina abti, lkn jiljileecan badan private la aada, some of us can't stomach that xamarawi style love.

 

[Bronco]

lol @Raaxeeye and @Mercury would make up 60% alone

So what do I bring to the table sumaaya

 

[Abdisamad]

Maxuma ina abti, lkn jiljileecan badan private la aada, some of us can't stomach that xamarawi style love.

My libaaxad...where are you

 

[Amazonian]

Maanta dhan My Libaax iyo My Libaaxad bey gurayaan

War ma ila aragteen
I'm over here waiting for little Simba

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

been here only for a week can't say much other than no xalimo in this forum is crazy enough to handle me

 

[Bernie Madoff]

@Quruxley and @486th President since both are shitposters