I will go to the gym soon…

Hoping to build muscle but…the girls with yoga pants will be fitnah, you go there to do cardio or weights but you’re having a boner all the time…and sometimes they wear tiny shorts…i think perverts design those clothes
 
Take a pre-workout with a shitload of beta alanine to get a mean pump and flex your boner with pride to establish dominance :lolbron:
 
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kickz

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Just don't use a machine behind them when doing cardio and you should be good
 
I signed up for planet fitness last week because it was the cheapest option and realized there are no power racks, just 4 smith machines in a sea of treadmills and other useless shit, should I switch gyms?
 

AbrahamFreedom

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Nothing you can do about it. That's life for the under 20s. Just put it up your belly button or go in the early mornings when the senior citizens go.
 

Arma

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Do what I do: join a 24 hour gym, and go at 3am. No women around at that time.
 
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