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4head

The one and only 4head
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Hey people,
I'm trying to flirt with a girl and i don't know how to flirt properly..
Can you help me? I'm not an expert in dating and flirting.
Thank you all!
 
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Karim

I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong
HALYEEY
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Be real. Flirting is for the fake hypocrites. Talk about your feelings for her without sugar coating it If you genuinely like this girl. Straightforward talk will save you time and energy.
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
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Shower. Brush your teeth. Dress up. Walk Confidently to her. & Say... "Hey Babe"!


Be confident. Spend a lot of time vested in complimenting, and treating her like a Queen. All will be fine. I hope u do it the Islamic way tho!

if not the nightmare of STDS, she might give u this....


 

4head

The one and only 4head
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Be real. Flirting is for the fake hypocrites. Talk about your feelings for her without sugar coating it If you genuinely like this girl. Straightforward talk will save you time and energy.

It will be my very first date in my life. She's gorgeous and I feel good,.
I'll teach her some of my passion such as History and Books.
 

4head

The one and only 4head
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Shower. Brush your teeth. Dress up. Walk Confidently to her. & Say... "Hey Babe"!


Be confident. Spend a lot of time vested in complimenting, and treating her like a Queen. All will be fine. I hope u do it the Islamic way tho!

if not the nightmare of STDS, she might give u this....



Thank you :D
 

Karim

I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong
HALYEEY
VIP
Shower. Brush your teeth. Dress up. Walk Confidently to her. & Say... "Hey Babe"!


Be confident. Spend a lot of time vested in complimenting, and treating her like a Queen. All will be fine. I hope u do it the Islamic way tho!

otherwise if not the nightmare of STDS she might give u an ugly gift.


They don't deserve it tbh.... Spending that much time on chasing a girl isn't worth it.
The Game is simple: Be someone relevant and es will beg to suck you off for free.
 

Karim

I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong
HALYEEY
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It will be my very first date in my life. She's gorgeous and I feel good,.
I'll teach her some of my passion such as History and Books.
Teach your History/Books passion later but not on the first date Bro lmao.
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
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They don't deserve it tbh.... Spending that much time on chasing a girl isn't worth it.
The Game is simple: Be someone relevant and es will beg to suck you off for free.

Yes, es...but not ladies.4head is looking for a lady I presume. Although his name kinda sounds ding donged in my head just now.

4head. is your name hinting blow job ???????????????


And by that association Karim ARE YOU ALSO this person 4head???? I mean by your 'suck u off for free" kinda tell me u like that & u got busted huuno!



Am I in over drive with detective work here???????
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
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They don't deserve it tbh.... Spending that much time on chasing a girl isn't worth it.
The Game is simple: Be someone relevant and es will beg to suck you off for free.

Walahi I remember uni days. I started few weeks later than the rest. They already made groups and stuff, and I didnt know anyone. At first they ignored me. During stats class, I showed my skills, had all the answers. Until the prof said 'is there someone else who knows the answer, except Abdalla'. As soon as the class was over, guess who Becky invited to her birthday party. Since that class, I never sat alone. I was always flanked by two hoes, I never shared my answers though :fittytousand:
 

4head

The one and only 4head
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Yes, es...but not ladies.4head is looking for a lady I presume. Although his name kinda sounds ding donged in my head just now.

4head. is your name hinting blow job ???????????????


And by that association Karim ARE YOU ALSO this person 4head???? I mean by your 'suck u off for free" kinda tell me u like that & u got busted huuno!



Am I in over drive with detective work here???????

No, no!
We are different people, I even showed my face on the forum:siilaanyosmile:
 

Karim

I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong
HALYEEY
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Yes, es...but not ladies.4head is looking for a lady I presume. Although his name kinda sounds ding donged in my head just now.

4head. is your name hinting blow job ???????????????


And by that association Karim ARE YOU ALSO this person 4head???? I mean by your 'suck u off for free" kinda tell me u like that & u got busted huuno!



Am I in over drive with detective work here???????
Are you implying that I like my d1ck sucked for free?!!
 
Yes, es...but not ladies.4head is looking for a lady I presume. Although his name kinda sounds ding donged in my head just now.

4head. is your name hinting blow job ???????????????


And by that association Karim ARE YOU ALSO this person 4head???? I mean by your 'suck u off for free" kinda tell me u like that & u got busted huuno!



Am I in over drive with detective work here???????
I think your on too something Aunty Basra think about it...

His name is 4head signifying that he is in favor of head from a girls, Also if you look at the title it can mistakenly read as "I want some Head".

If you think about it mathematically 2+2=4 minus 1 equals 3.... If you look closely 3 is shaped like balls or nut sack.

If you think about it abstractly 4, 1, and 3 can be arranged to look like the male genitalia.

Bonus 4-3=1 which signify only one person can give him what he need which is head which is why he is asking us for help, and which is why he is trying to go on a date with this miskeen girl.


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Sophisticate

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:mugshotman: Acudubillah. This whole thread makes me want to remain celibate for life. But Basra's evil doll pic is by far the most disturbing specimen I've seen after Chucky.
 
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