This all reminds me of a bizarre story a friend once shared with me. She had an old friend over at her house. They hang out, he was respectful and cordial, and at one point asks if he can go to the bathroom. She tells him where it is, he goes, comes back, they eat and hangout some more and then the saaxiib leaves. Uneventful and nothing out of the ordinary until she goes to that same bathroom later that night and finds that this saaxiib, for some reason only Allah can understand, pissed all over her toilet seat and even got some splashes on the floor for good measure. He didn't so much as blink after coming out of the bathroom and never even mentioned it the next day.

