I URGE YOU FOLKS to guide my decision making: I’m abt to marry. Finalist are a Xaliimo in East Africa and a Xaliimo in Minneapolis. Please help!

Shmurda

King Of NSFW
This nigga always comes thru with old war stories about how he smashed girls from x and y qabiil but not one of his stories are about girls from his qabiil :sass2:

Are his qabiil girls ugly, is our resident old man a self hater or are the "mighty" garxajis just langaaab asf :sass2:
 
How can you not want to live with your wife in the same house let alone country
I'll keep her there for a couple of years and eventually move there.Then I'll go to Kenya where I've already spent years,probably hit carabta/turkey or Malaysia for my childrens high school and university education.This is all contingent on my financial status tho so it isn't necessarily a concrete plan.Im planning on being out of the west by my late 20s :kanyeshrug: .
 
First girl is very young but in college? If 20 is very young for you, you must be at least 50. Mentally mature, young and daddy issues? Nope. Sincere and good family? You were probably fooled. Marrying because her sister did it? Probably not mentally mature and re-confirms my belief that you misread her. Wants to carry on with her education? Having babies will put an anchor on those dreams yet she wants a "family". Wants to come to the States but is not expressing it? Yeah, okay.

MN woman is a single mother? Red flag. Older in age? Just vague. Educated? Doesn't know her mother-tongue. Good upbringing? I doubt your character assessment. Knows how to please men? That's why she is divorced. Wants to impress her new MIL? Probably failed with the former one. Wants to have more children? Child support is a helluva business model. Your state will definitely approve of this union.
 

pablo

Make Dhulos Great Again
If the second ones kid is Somali then I would say her out of the two, if not none of them u can find better options u sound desperate adeer:gucciwhat:
 

Karim

I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong
HALYEEY
VIP
My advice to you Mr @Grigori Rasputin is to stay away from Somali girls in Kenya for the following reasons:
  • Their ambition of coming to the West is unmatched. They'd Marry the devil himself if he promises them a chance of living in Edmonton or Minneapolis.
  • Initially they act like submissive gorgeous little saints but after few years of marriage and couple of kids, she'll completely transform into a belligerent conniving individual with no tenderness or love in her bones. She'll demand more money, much bigger rental house, expensive schools etc.
  • She will CHEAT ON YOU. Have you heard of the disturbing stories in Nairobi where married women whom their husbands live abroad have their own boyfriends?!! I swear to God such stories I've heard are not 1 or 2 or 3.... It's too many to count and I've witnessed it myself. Your children won't be yours... You pay their bills and see them as your own but they ain't. Some broke Farax lives on your bedroom shagging your wife in your absence. She's in LOVE with him but your passport and DOLLARS is what's keeping them separate. Such brutal stories are PREVALENT and widely known in Nairobi.
I'd advise you to look for wife in Somalia. She should live with her mother or one of your female relatives when you're absent.
 
My advice to you Mr @Grigori Rasputin is to stay away from Somali girls in Kenya for the following reasons:
  • Their ambition of coming to the West is unmatched. They'd Marry the devil himself if he promises them a chance of living in Edmonton or Minneapolis.
  • Initially they act like submissive gorgeous little saints but after few years of marriage and couple of kids, she'll completely transform into a belligerent conniving individual with no tenderness or love in her bones. She'll demand more money, much bigger rental house, expensive schools etc.
  • She will CHEAT ON YOU. Have you heard of the disturbing stories in Nairobi where married women whom their husbands live abroad have their own boyfriends?!! I swear to God such stories I've heard are not 1 or 2 or 3.... It's too many to count and I've witnessed it myself. Your children won't be yours... You pay their bills and see them as your own but they ain't. Some broke Farax lives on your bedroom shagging your wife in your absence. She's in LOVE with him but your passport and DOLLARS is what's keeping them separate. Such brutal stories are PREVALENT and widely known in Nairobi.
I'd advise you to look for wife in Somalia. She should live with her mother or one of your female relatives when you're absent.
Solid advise brother,eastleigh chicks r too savage.In somalia your tol is gonna make sure that she doesn't get up to any funny business.
 
I'd go with the one in East Africa.It saves you a lot on cost, more likely to be obedient and if shit goes south its less messy.If you decided on that option,dont bring her to the west EVER.Its the biggest pitfall for somali males, how are you willing to throw away your biggest leverage.
He should take both if smart
 
East African Xaliimo...is...very young ...in college...mentally mature..sincere ...good family ...I think she has daddy’s issues ..wants a family of her own because her sister got married recently ...wants to carry on with her education ...Wants to probably come down here but is not expressing it (I wouldn’t do it )...Just a sweeth

MN....is ...a single mother...older than the East African one..Educated...Knows little to nothing Af-Somali...has good upbringing..knows to please her man...wants to impress my mother ...wants to be married ...wants to have more children
The Xalimo in minesotta
 
My advice to you Mr @Grigori Rasputin is to stay away from Somali girls in Kenya for the following reasons:
  • Their ambition of coming to the West is unmatched. They'd Marry the devil himself if he promises them a chance of living in Edmonton or Minneapolis.
  • Initially they act like submissive gorgeous little saints but after few years of marriage and couple of kids, she'll completely transform into a belligerent conniving individual with no tenderness or love in her bones. She'll demand more money, much bigger rental house, expensive schools etc.
  • She will CHEAT ON YOU. Have you heard of the disturbing stories in Nairobi where married women whom their husbands live abroad have their own boyfriends?!! I swear to God such stories I've heard are not 1 or 2 or 3.... It's too many to count and I've witnessed it myself. Your children won't be yours... You pay their bills and see them as your own but they ain't. Some broke Farax lives on your bedroom shagging your wife in your absence. She's in LOVE with him but your passport and DOLLARS is what's keeping them separate. Such brutal stories are PREVALENT and widely known in Nairobi.
I'd advise you to look for wife in Somalia. She should live with her mother or one of your female relatives when you're absent.
You might be right but 50/50 at worst
 
Solid advise brother,eastleigh chicks r too savage.In somalia your tol is gonna make sure that she doesn't get up to any funny business.
Too bad the ones in somalia go down there pretending to be from kenya just to pull at your pockets
 
East African Xaliimo...is...very young ...in college...mentally mature..sincere ...good family ...I think she has daddy’s issues ..wants a family of her own because her sister got married recently ...wants to carry on with her education ...Wants to probably come down here but is not expressing it (I wouldn’t do it )...Just a sweeth

MN....is ...a single mother...older than the East African one..Educated...Knows little to nothing Af-Somali...has good upbringing..knows to please her man...wants to impress my mother ...wants to be married ...wants to have more children
Try northern somalia/toronto/london areas
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
My advice to you Mr @Grigori Rasputin is to stay away from Somali girls in Kenya for the following reasons:
  • Their ambition of coming to the West is unmatched. They'd Marry the devil himself if he promises them a chance of living in Edmonton or Minneapolis.
  • Initially they act like submissive gorgeous little saints but after few years of marriage and couple of kids, she'll completely transform into a belligerent conniving individual with no tenderness or love in her bones. She'll demand more money, much bigger rental house, expensive schools etc.
  • She will CHEAT ON YOU. Have you heard of the disturbing stories in Nairobi where married women whom their husbands live abroad have their own boyfriends?!! I swear to God such stories I've heard are not 1 or 2 or 3.... It's too many to count and I've witnessed it myself. Your children won't be yours... You pay their bills and see them as your own but they ain't. Some broke Farax lives on your bedroom shagging your wife in your absence. She's in LOVE with him but your passport and DOLLARS is what's keeping them separate. Such brutal stories are PREVALENT and widely known in Nairobi.
I'd advise you to look for wife in Somalia. She should live with her mother or one of your female relatives when you're absent.

:farmajoyaab: :gucciwhat::jcoleno:

I was heavily leaning on the Kenya one. Now I’m shook
 

Basic

Passive Aggressive is the new Aggressive
VIP
My advice to you Mr @Grigori Rasputin is to stay away from Somali girls in Kenya for the following reasons:
  • Their ambition of coming to the West is unmatched. They'd Marry the devil himself if he promises them a chance of living in Edmonton or Minneapolis.
  • Initially they act like submissive gorgeous little saints but after few years of marriage and couple of kids, she'll completely transform into a belligerent conniving individual with no tenderness or love in her bones. She'll demand more money, much bigger rental house, expensive schools etc.
  • She will CHEAT ON YOU. Have you heard of the disturbing stories in Nairobi where married women whom their husbands live abroad have their own boyfriends?!! I swear to God such stories I've heard are not 1 or 2 or 3.... It's too many to count and I've witnessed it myself. Your children won't be yours... You pay their bills and see them as your own but they ain't. Some broke Farax lives on your bedroom shagging your wife in your absence. She's in LOVE with him but your passport and DOLLARS is what's keeping them separate. Such brutal stories are PREVALENT and widely known in Nairobi.
I'd advise you to look for wife in Somalia. She should live with her mother or one of your female relatives when you're absent.
Good on you for sharing your experiences instead of hiding your ceeb. Better to warn the other faraxs against the mistakes you made. :mjhaps:
 

Karim

I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong
HALYEEY
VIP
Good on you for sharing your experiences instead of hiding your ceeb. Better to warn the other faraxs against the mistakes you made. :mjhaps:
News for you hotshot, I haven't married yet.:stopit:
 

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