I told a GIRL that I had done AFGHANISTAN

[Aegon]

I met her on a little party in my best friend birthday

In short, everything started well then came the famous question: "What do you do for a living?"

I was going to tell her that i was in college , then I had the brilliant idea of telling a big lies to impress her: I was a former soldier (as I am young, I said that it lasted only three years), and I did Afghanistan. The girl fell in love immediatly, asking me 1000 questions

We saw each other in person several times, and I told him anecdotes from Afghanistan, not doing too much, I made sure to remain a minimum of credibility, like I said that I had participated in exchanges of gunfire, but I never said that I had taken a position defended by the Taliban on my own

I told him about the country, the heat, while my only forays abroad were in Burao with my family.

In short, she invited me to a party for Friday with some friends of hers, I already accepted, then yesterday she said
« Hey, Julia is going to come with her boyfriend, he was in Afghanistan too, I told him about you, you will be able to discuss"


SHIT

In three questions, he will burn that I'm a big liar : dead:
And the girl, seeing me stammer, will take me for a big lousy (that I am in reality)

Seriously, I'm in the shit guys

 

[alien]

lesson of the day is to never lie

 

[Bundasliga]

Watch YouTube videos of exposed army sheegato's & see how they got exposed & take notes not to say the same

 

[Never Broke Again]

You told a girl that you was fighting in Afganistan?
This guy is hilarious instead of saying something cool like you own a company or that you are rich but you said that you are a former soldier from Afghanistan, not even somalia (This guy is is official crazy)

 

[@shininglight]

Just tell her you can't make it because of PTSD

 

[Nak-Muay-Kru]

My squadie cadaan friend went absolutely fucking schizo once because some guy wouldn't stop talking about Afghan. The guy didn't even claim be a solider he was just oddly interested in the topic.

At worst he's going to offer you a straightener and boot your teeth down your throat and at best he's going to publically humiliate you. They don't take that shit lightly, DO NOT GO

 

[Nak-Muay-Kru]

Just tell her you can't make it because of PTSD

Do this OP.
Dig the hole another 6 feet and start going to counselling, really sell the lie, embody it

 

[Never Broke Again]

Do this OP.
Dig the hole another 6 feet and start going to counselling, really sell the lie, embody it

Might just claim to be afghan at that point.

 

[Aegon]

Just tell her you can't make it because of PTSD

i already said yes

 

[@shininglight]

i already said yes

Well you can give PTSD as an excuse(mental breakdown)and then ghost her lol. Women don't like being lied to.

 

[akaA2]

I met her on a little party in my best friend birthday

In short, everything started well then came the famous question: "What do you do for a living?"

I was going to tell her that i was in college , then I had the brilliant idea of telling a big lies to impress her: I was a former soldier (as I am young, I said that it lasted only three years), and I did Afghanistan. The girl fell in love immediatly, asking me 1000 questions

We saw each other in person several times, and I told him anecdotes from Afghanistan, not doing too much, I made sure to remain a minimum of credibility, like I said that I had participated in exchanges of gunfire, but I never said that I had taken a position defended by the Taliban on my own

I told him about the country, the heat, while my only forays abroad were in Burao with my family.

In short, she invited me to a party for Friday with some friends of hers, I already accepted, then yesterday she said
« Hey, Julia is going to come with her boyfriend, he was in Afghanistan too, I told him about you, you will be able to discuss"


SHIT

In three questions, he will burn that I'm a big liar : dead:
And the girl, seeing me stammer, will take me for a big lousy (that I am in reality)

Seriously, I'm in the shit guys

Loser. Punching way above ur weight class to impress siil. Doqon.

 

[Diaspora ambassador]

the only question i got is, did you flirt with a dude or a girl? because you go from she to him real quick.

or do you have something you want to tell us hmm???

 

[King Khufu]

Buddy is a Nigerian 491 Romance Scammer.
Heh heh heh heh

"I soldier i fite in Afghanistan...I find u so hot bebe so sexy i luv u so much, I stuck here now send me 200 dollars"
Looking Ahh Boy in a Ghanian Netcafe.

 

[Periplus]

Yeah dude you're f*cked.

Even if you can survive the Afghanistan questions, you will not survive the questions on where you trained in the US, who trained you, drills, squad etc.

Tell her, you double booked and you have to visit family that evening.

 

[World]

Just say something came up and that you can’t make it. Not that hard. Imagine if the guy starts asking you military questions and outs you as a liar lmao, so embarrassing.

 

[Odayga_Jabuuti]

the only question i got is, did you flirt with a dude or a girl? because you go from she to him real quick.

or do you have something you want to tell us hmm???

Maybe he or she is gender neutral or gender fluid.