I think I might be pregnant!

[Gibiin-Udug]

April fools guys.








I'm not pregnant.



Wait am I supposed to explain the joke? This could take a wrong turn!


Confession time.

I'm scared of public pools. I think women could pregnant from public pools. I'm not a scientist so I wouldn't know. My paranoia just tells me to avoid it. Is that true? I usually go to private owned pools.


Did you guys know that I'm a germaphone!


I can't swim though. I only go in the pool to look cute.




Happy Friday guys. Enjoy your weekend. One love.

 

[Baraf]

Who you looking cute for?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Who you looking cute for?

Me myself and I.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

 

[Baraf]

I think the Chlorine kills everything

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I think the Chlorine kills everything

I hope so but I got trust issues. I don't trust trust the Chlorine!

 

[madamelioness]

Zero chance you'd get pregnant in a public pool, unless you're doing something you shouldn't inside the pool.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Zero chance you'd get pregnant in a public pool, unless you're doing something you shouldn't inside the pool.

Good girls don't do what they shouldn't be doing!

 

[madamelioness]

Good girls don't do what they shouldn't be doing!

Fariidad. When is your wedding? Have you set a date yet?

 

[Gilgamesh]

The sperm would die before it gets a chance fertilize your eggs

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I was like "it was about time, man coudlnt even have one sperm attack that 5'2 ft @Suki-Reiko's eggs"

in anyrate make sure you advice the low sperm sufferer to drink a lot of avocados and avoid tight jeans and a lot of sitting at one place for many day ( like truck drivers)

 

[Bielsa]

A 14 year old girl came home from a family holiday in Egypt pregnant. She said the pool she went into got her pregnant so her family sued the hotel they were staying at.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Fariidad. When is your wedding? Have you set a date yet?

I'm still planning.


I want a designer wedding gown.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Hey @Suki-Reiko I think I couldve gotten you pregnant without even looking, swishh hh

dammit im like a fertilizer....Waxaan ku aasaba calooshaa bararta

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Hey @Suki-Reiko I think I couldve gotten you pregnant without even looking, swishh hh

dammit im like a fertilizer....Waxaan ku aasaba calooshaa bararta

Fertilizerkaga cuun.


Please change that got damn picture. Wallahi it gives me nightmares

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Fertilizerkaga cuun.


Please change that got damn picture. Wallahi it gives me nightmares

Loooool I will not change it till I record an interview with him