I think I met my future husband

[Bernie Madoff]

I don't want you amerikkan sacyaal anyway , and i'm 5'3

Canadian** you mean and fine

 

[SecretAgent]

@Angela Davis is your future husband radical black panther.

 

[gurey]

How did he become Dr last I heard he was back to driving taxi

He probably did a degree in his youth. How many odeyaal do you know called engineere iyo dictoore?

To be fair though i heard he wasnt just a taxi driver. He owned a taxi company or maybe he was a dispatcher

 

[Starscream]

He probably did a degree in his youth. How many odeyaal do you know called engineere iyo dictoore?

To be fair though i heard he wasnt just a taxi driver. He owned a taxi company or maybe he was a dispatcher

How is Dr farole able to stay a float hasn't Uber taken his lane
@Sovereign-Reiko I hope Uber takes all his customers

 

[Angela Davis]

Wtf is futole?

My thoughts exactly

 

[Angela Davis]

@Angela Davis is your future husband radical black panther.

Lol it's very rare to find a Somali black panther unfortunately ....but he's getting there...

 

[Bohol]

Don't forget to disclose your past life to him.

 

[Vision]

that's when I knew I found my Faraax bae. my ASHY ABDI bae.

Dont be slick sxb

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

He probably did a degree in his youth. How many odeyaal do you know called engineere iyo dictoore?

To be fair though i heard he wasnt just a taxi driver. He owned a taxi company or maybe he was a dispatcher

First of all, adeer Dr abdirahman owns several businesses.

Somalis are so backwards and hateful that they're trying to make fun of owning a taxi company business. He's still richer than all of your dads tbh. Let's not play our selves.

 

[gurey]

First of all, adeer Dr abdirahman owns several businesses.

Somalis are so backwards and hateful that they're trying to make fun of owning a taxi company business. He's still richer than all of your dads tbh. Let's not play our selves.

Cvigisa waxbaa kamaqan and thats the exactly problem. Anybody with corner shops and taxi companies with less than 10 cars is deemed fit to speak to UN officials, bring investments from overseas, run a regional goverment, deal with our enemy ethiopia, fight ememies of somali people, negotiate oil contracts and exploration. People like them play us all

 

[GodKnowsBest]

To the married couples on here...how did you know your significant other was the one?

He made a whole E-thread dedicated to winning my love as a joke to piss me off. @CadannSaviour

 

[AussieHustler]

Don't forget to disclose your past life to him.

Duke

What past life? Warka soo daa.

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Duke

What past life? Warka soo daa.

He's a man hoe so he expects every woman to be a . If I somehow ended up married to a man like @Duke of Bohol I'd tell him I slept with men just to mess with his head every time he tries putting his dirty gus inside of me. That would expose his beta characteristics and put me at the top in the marriage.

 

[Bohol]

He's a man hoe so he expects every woman to be a . If I somehow ended up married to a man like @Duke of Bohol I'd tell him I slept with men just to mess with his head every time he tries putting his dirty gus inside of me. That would expose his beta characteristics and put me at the top in the marriage.

I already know you're a virgin so that won't work.

 

[Bohol]

Duke

What past life? Warka soo daa.

She mentioned in the forum she had boyfriends and sex before. I doubt many potential Somali husbands would be okay with that.

 

[GodKnowsBest]

I already know you're a virgin so that won't work.

I didn't actually mean you but if I somehow got stuck in a marriage with you you'd be my husband sugar daddy and you'd have to spoil me like my dad. I don't think you could handle me tbh. I treat my boyfriends worse than people I hate sometimes. I'd treat you 10x worse than all my previous exes because you slept around. You know those young girls who marry older men and they end up being the bratty princesses of the house? Yeah imagine that but times 10.

Also I'd likely cheat on you several times just to get even on the amount of women you slept with. The mind fucking wouldn't work with you since you already know my past but for any man like you who slept around I'd treat him like a dog.

 

[Bohol]

I didn't actually mean you but if I somehow got stuck in a marriage with you you'd be my husband sugar daddy and you'd have to spoil me like my dad. I don't think you could handle me tbh. I treat my boyfriends worse than people I hate sometimes. I'd treat you 10x worse than all my previous exes because you slept around. You know those young girls who marry older men and they end up being the bratty princesses of the house? Yeah imagine that but times 10.

Also I'd likely cheat on you several times just to get even on the amount of women you slept with. The mind fucking wouldn't work with you since you already know my past but for any man like you who slept around I'd treat him like a dog.

You can call me daddy while I spank you. I won't allow any cheating you will be locked up 24hrs.

 

[felloff]

Cushtic getting 24 balloons and a eighth as her mehr from me

 

[GodKnowsBest]

You can call me daddy while I spank you. I won't allow any cheating you will be locked up 24hrs.

You're nasty.

 

[Bohol]

You're nasty.

It is the only way to keep girls who're very likely to cheat in check.