I NEED Y’all to make me laugh Walahi. Try your best to imitate my titles. Come in, write the way I write my thread titles.

[Grigori Rasputin]

Let me use my all time epic one

HAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! @Xoxoxo confesses to having a baby at 14 with a madoow Surinamese qashin. Her father is an official in the Somali gov. Wa tuug!

 

[Periplus]

HAYAAY! I visited the two bedroom villa (aka Villa Ugandishu) only to find @AbdiFreedom pillow biting the president (in name only).

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

HAYAAY! I visited the two bedroom villa (aka Villa Ugandishu) only to find @AbdiFreedom pillow biting the president (in name only).

 

[Nilotic]

It can't be done... Waxaa tahay qof gaar ah

 

[Bundasliga]

BREAKING NEWS! @AbdiFreedom GOT SEXUALLY ABUSED BY TRUDEAU AT THE TRUCKER PROTEST (deserved?)

 

[Periplus]

BREAKING NEWS! @AbdiFreedom GOT SEXUALLY ABUSED BY TRUDEAU AT THE TRUCKER PROTEST

Tbh I would say…

HAYAAY! BREAKING NEWS: @AbdiFreedom got VIOLATED by Trudeau at the trucker riots…. and he enjoyed it!!! What a sick man!

 

[Bundasliga]

Tbh I would say…

HAYAAY! BREAKING NEWS: @AbdiFreedom got VIOLATED by Trudeau at the trucker riots…. and he enjoyed it!!! What a sick man!

spot on ,got me laughing

What I noticed he uses all caps & breaking news all the time

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

BREAKING NEWS! @AbdiFreedom GOT SEXUALLY ABUSED BY TRUDEAU AT THE TRUCKER PROTEST (deserved?)

Not bad son.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Tbh I would say…

HAYAAY! BREAKING NEWS: @AbdiFreedom got VIOLATED by Trudeau at the trucker riots…. and he enjoyed it!!! What a sick man!

walahi @Periplus you freakin studied me. Damm..I always call him a sick man.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@Xoxoxo try it. Let me see.

 

[Xoxoxo]

@Xoxoxo try it. Let me see.

Let me use my all time epic one

HAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! @Xoxoxo confesses to having a baby at 14 with a madoow Surinamese qashin. Her father is an official in the Somali gov. Wa tuug!

WTF IM 18 NOT 14

 

[Xoxoxo]

@Grigori Rasputin okay abti lemme try it

 

[Xoxoxo]

HAYAAYYY!!!!BREAKING NEWS! I PROPOSED TO @Basra AND SHE ACCEPTED. WE ARE CURRENTLY IN MOGADISHU PREPARING FOR THE NIKKAH!

This would be something you would definitely say @Grigori Rasputin

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

WTF IM 18 NOT 14

i didn’t say you were 14. You had the baby with the Surinamese when you were 14

Btw how Surinamese do you know. Aren’t they the majority blacks of Holland ?

 

[Xoxoxo]

i didn’t say you were 14. You had the baby with the Surinamese when you were 14

Btw how Surinamese do you know. Aren’t they the majority blacks of Holland ?

They aren’t really blacks lmao, they are mixed or just are south asians. West Africans, Caribbeans and us Somalis are actually the only blacks.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

HAYAAYYY!!!!BREAKING NEWS! I PROPOSED TO @Basra AND SHE ACCEPTED. WE ARE CURRENTLY IN MOGADISHU PREPARING FOR THE NIKKAH!

This would be something you would definitely say @Grigori Rasputin

HOW DARE YOU HABAAR ME. what am I gonna do with dried up river bed like ayeeyo @Basra. She been leaking since 1986. She dried up.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

They aren’t really blacks lmao, they are mixed or just are south asians. West Africans, Caribbeans and us Somalis are actually the only blacks.

Do y’all have a lot of Indonesians? I said so because that’s y’all’s former colony.

 

[Xoxoxo]

Do y’all have a lot of Indonesians? I said so because that’s y’all’s former colony.

YUPPP OMGGG!!!!

they have such delicious food and are such nice people

 

[Xoxoxo]

HOW DARE YOU HABAAR ME. what am I gonna do with dried up river bed like ayeeyo @Basra. She been leaking since 1986. She dried up.

C’mon don’t be so mean you and @Based would be such a cute elder couple walaal

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

YUPPP OMGGG!!!!

they have such delicious food and are such nice people

however, they are indeed short, very short people.