Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
On my way there I was pulled to the side (front of all other passengers) by a custom agent. I was cool and collected. He was gentle and quick with the questions. However, I didn’t buy the excuse he made that “I was randomly selected” because unbeknownst to him a friend of mine warned me weeks before about this as he was headed to Turkey. I then told the agent my occupation and he was like “have a nice trip”.
on my way back I was transiting through Frankfurt Germany and before I boarded my flight I went up to the counter and dude said “you know that triple “Ss” “ ? I said “no”. He said you’ll have to been seen by the German federal security service. Please go with him “. I went in some cubicles and I was out in like 3 min.
once I reached the US I was again profiled. My passport put in a special rectangular glass and was escorted by an agent. I got my luggage and rollled into this office full of agents. No question was asked of me but they kind of look at me and were laughing. Then two of them told me to follow them. They took me to a place where they through your luggage. One of them cracked me up after quickly answering some questions. We had friendly conversation as my bag was being checked. He then told me why they were looking at me earlier. Kulahaa “has someone ever told you that you look like Kanye West”
I then told him “I’m wearing these Prada sunshades to evade the Coronavirus”. He was like “welcome back home bro”.
for some reason I wasn’t bothered by these extracurricular activities on me by these agents. Each time it was no more than 10 min.
I was confident and answered them confidently.
on my way back I was transiting through Frankfurt Germany and before I boarded my flight I went up to the counter and dude said “you know that triple “Ss” “ ? I said “no”. He said you’ll have to been seen by the German federal security service. Please go with him “. I went in some cubicles and I was out in like 3 min.
once I reached the US I was again profiled. My passport put in a special rectangular glass and was escorted by an agent. I got my luggage and rollled into this office full of agents. No question was asked of me but they kind of look at me and were laughing. Then two of them told me to follow them. They took me to a place where they through your luggage. One of them cracked me up after quickly answering some questions. We had friendly conversation as my bag was being checked. He then told me why they were looking at me earlier. Kulahaa “has someone ever told you that you look like Kanye West”

for some reason I wasn’t bothered by these extracurricular activities on me by these agents. Each time it was no more than 10 min.
I was confident and answered them confidently.