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I JUST returned from a trip to Turkey. I’ve noticed something strange. Is it of my new passport or what ?(ran out of papers on my old passport)

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
On my way there I was pulled to the side (front of all other passengers) by a custom agent. I was cool and collected. He was gentle and quick with the questions. However, I didn’t buy the excuse he made that “I was randomly selected” because unbeknownst to him a friend of mine warned me weeks before about this as he was headed to Turkey. I then told the agent my occupation and he was like “have a nice trip”.

on my way back I was transiting through Frankfurt Germany and before I boarded my flight I went up to the counter and dude said “you know that triple “Ss” “ ? I said “no”. He said you’ll have to been seen by the German federal security service. Please go with him “. I went in some cubicles and I was out in like 3 min.

once I reached the US I was again profiled. My passport put in a special rectangular glass and was escorted by an agent. I got my luggage and rollled into this office full of agents. No question was asked of me but they kind of look at me and were laughing. Then two of them told me to follow them. They took me to a place where they through your luggage. One of them cracked me up after quickly answering some questions. We had friendly conversation as my bag was being checked. He then told me why they were looking at me earlier. Kulahaa “has someone ever told you that you look like Kanye West” :mjlol: I then told him “I’m wearing these Prada sunshades to evade the Coronavirus”. He was like “welcome back home bro”.

for some reason I wasn’t bothered by these extracurricular activities on me by these agents. Each time it was no more than 10 min.

I was confident and answered them confidently.
 

Prime Minister

Somali Promotion Agent
The ssss means you have a Muslim name but they let you go so that means you work for the government.

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Sir you seem suspicious. 6 year old me was held alone in a room for 30 minutes being asked questions on repeat and you want me to believe they let you out that easily?
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dr.leorio

death\emitter
I always get randomly selected when I'm traveling too. I asked the agent why and he told me it's because you have a Muslim name and you're traveling alone. Dude I asked was a black Haitian in Miami international airport so he was honest with me.
 

Diaspora ambassador

''Dagaalka gala'' Garaad Jaamac Garaad Cali
VIP
How about this.

I went through dubai's airport passport check three times. They refused to accept my european passport i had to go to the passport checking official's multiple times and got at the end a vip treatment for the inconvenience.

It is reassuring that one guarantee in life is that airport workers always look at for me hahahaha
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Sir you seem suspicious. 6 year old me was held alone in a room for 30 minutes being asked questions on repeat and you want me to believe they let you out that easily?
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haa Walahi
why is guyana in this list

Guyana population consists of Guyanese-subcontinent (india, Pakistan and Bangladesh) Muslims. (They were imported to Guyana by the British in the late 1800s).
 
I have never experienced this on my travellings. I do have a Muslim name but I look like an Englishman. So when they see me and my passport they get a syntax error in the head and wish me a pleasant trip.

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I have you ever noticed Asians especialy pakistanis who usually are assigned at checking boarding pass would ask 101 questions.
Imagine you passed through all check points especially the Security check point and when you are about to board this curryman asks for your passport and asks you questions.

You are like this curryman is crossing the line.
 

OffTheDome

Proud American
SSS means before you enter the US, they'll (international airport customs) search you and you'll go through extra security and get your passport checked 3 times as requested by the United States. Some gay sh!t, happens to me all the time.
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
SSS means before you enter the US, they'll (international airport customs) search you and you'll go through extra security and get your passport checked 3 times as requested by the United States. Some gay sh!t, happens to me all the time.

you’re definitely right because it took place at Germany. The German official wiped my carry-on and myself. Then checked it on a scanner thing. He then told me “I’m good to go”. That shit was quick.

The dude at the Lufthansa counter at Frankfurt was of foreign descent. Probably was an Albanian. He looked at my passport and nicely said “you see that SSS, I have to sent you over to the federal German security. I’m sorry “.
 

Mercury

Ha igu daalinee dantaada raac
VIP
One time when I was visiting Egypt he looked at my passport and said have a seat over there I sat down than came a man he looked at my passport than he brought a 3rd guy to look at my passport

I was starting get more confused than they start asking if I can speak Arabic I told them no so they tell me again wait here they bring a guy who spoke English

He said nothing its just routine check than told me I can go as I left I was thinking did I just get profiled by arabs
 
you’re definitely right because it took place at Germany. The German official wiped my carry-on and myself. Then checked it on a scanner thing. He then told me “I’m good to go”. That shit was quick.

The dude at the Lufthansa counter at Frankfurt was of foreign descent. Probably was an Albanian. He looked at my passport and nicely said “you see that SSS, I have to sent you over to the federal German security. I’m sorry “.


Looool, its not like he sent you to the Gestapo headquarters.
 
It never happened to me in any country and I am well travelled. I think for the most part, it would be your own fault due to having a specific style of appearance or if you seem confused or suspicious. Dress and act like Carlton Banks while abroad and you will have no problem.
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
It never happened to me in any country and I am well travelled. I think for the most part, it would be your own fault due to having a specific style of appearance or if you seem confused or suspicious. Dress and act like Carlton Banks while abroad and you will have no problem.

:dwill::dwill:
Dude! I was dressed in an under armor sports sweatpants and an under armor shirt with addis casual shoes. I had my mask on with Prada shades
 
:dwill::dwill:
Dude! I was dressed in an under armor sports sweatpants and an under armor shirt with addis casual shoes. I had my mask on with Prada shades

You were at an airport, not a gym. And why were you wearing sunglasses indoors? No wonder you were stopped. Get some caqli man. Only skinny feminine Asians can get away with that style. Even the white man could not and they would have been thought to have been drug smuggling.
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
VIP
On my way there I was pulled to the side (front of all other passengers) by a custom agent. I was cool and collected. He was gentle and quick with the questions. However, I didn’t buy the excuse he made that “I was randomly selected” because unbeknownst to him a friend of mine warned me weeks before about this as he was headed to Turkey. I then told the agent my occupation and he was like “have a nice trip”.

on my way back I was transiting through Frankfurt Germany and before I boarded my flight I went up to the counter and dude said “you know that triple “Ss” “ ? I said “no”. He said you’ll have to been seen by the German federal security service. Please go with him “. I went in some cubicles and I was out in like 3 min.

once I reached the US I was again profiled. My passport put in a special rectangular glass and was escorted by an agent. I got my luggage and rollled into this office full of agents. No question was asked of me but they kind of look at me and were laughing. Then two of them told me to follow them. They took me to a place where they through your luggage. One of them cracked me up after quickly answering some questions. We had friendly conversation as my bag was being checked. He then told me why they were looking at me earlier. Kulahaa “has someone ever told you that you look like Kanye West” :mjlol: I then told him “I’m wearing these Prada sunshades to evade the Coronavirus”. He was like “welcome back home bro”.

for some reason I wasn’t bothered by these extracurricular activities on me by these agents. Each time it was no more than 10 min.

I was confident and answered them confidently.


So u look like Bisexual Kaneye West miaaa

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