i just did the biggest duus while eating chicken

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Ah, you just farted! That is normal and you should have said Alhamdulillaah. It is part of our health that that air comes out of us. And it is simply an unavoidable byproduct of our daily digestion.

Fyi, in Somali, the correct word is Dhuuso.
 
Shit , I thought he was talking about heroin , as in " dose of heroin "

Nigga why you telling us about your dhuuso , wtf :westbrookwtf:
 
Ah, you just farted! That is normal and you should have said Alhamdulillaah. It is part of our health that that air comes out of us. And it is simply an unavoidable byproduct of our daily digestion.

Fyi, in Somali, the correct word is Dhuuso.
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The Arab beg says Alhamdulillaah when he farts. What Somali does that?:russ:
 
Abayo its natural wallahi i let it go freely in meetings with cadaan ppl they be like ninkan waa geesey no one has the nerve to cover the nose too
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Its a male dominance technique
How did farting come down to being a male dominance technique? :comeon: Com'n bro, male and female do fart, but it needs to be let out while you're away from other people, so the smell from that fried chicken does not knock out of people. Keep in mind some of these people have asthma, and if your farting triggers any underlying medical condition they already have, you could get sued, and you know in America if you get sued, you would be spending big bucks to defense lawyers. By the time the case is dismissed by a judge, you've already spent a huge junk of your money to pay for those defense lawyers' expenses.

It may be easier you get out of the meeting, go to the hallway, and let it out that way while making sure nobody is around!
 
In my house. I got kids that needs to be taken around bro. Where are you now? In Global Mall? :damn: Man, you're big customer in that place. Besides, I was in Hamdi yesterday and saw that gorgeous lady. We're friends now. She is very young, charming, and very beautiful. Alhamdulillaah, Somali women are gorgeous queens. But you know what, I figured that is good enough. I need to keep that under control and just keep saying hi and nothing more.
 
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How did farting come down to being a male dominance technique? :comeon: Com'n bro, male and female do fart, but it needs to be let out while you're away from other people, so the smell from that fried chicken does not knock out of people. Keep in mind some of these people have asthma, and if your farting triggers any underlying medical condition they already have, you could get sued, and you know in America if you get sued, you would be spending big bucks to defense lawyers. By the time the case is dismissed by a judge, you've already spent a huge junk of your money to pay for those defense lawyers' expenses.

It may be easier you get out of the meeting, go to the hallway, and let it out that way while making sure nobody is around!
Bro xiishod maalhi if im in a meetting or a classroom i let it out freely

By farting when a few females and males around it shows your top dog u dont care about little social cues and such

it works for me its mostly cadaan females that give me that lustfull look after i let it rip
 

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In my house. I got kids that needs to be taken around bro. Where are you now? In Global Mall? :damn: Man, you're big customer in that place. Besides, I was in Hamdi yesterday and saw that gorgeous lady. We're friends now. She is very young, charming, and very beautiful. Alhamdulillaah, Somali women are gorgeous queens. But you know what, I figured that is good enough. I need to keep that under control and just keep saying hi and nothing more.
Nigga I was at global just that day ..why you making it seem like I sleep there ...dude this Hamdi place chick you speak of might be just average to me ..let's see her together sometime this coming week ...I kind of know which one you're talking about ( the slim caramel one )..
 
Bro xiishod maalhi if im in a meetting or a classroom i let it out freely

By farting when a few females and males around it shows your top dog u dont care about little social cues and such

it works for me its mostly cadaan females that give me that lustfull look after i let it rip
Let me get this right: You have cadaan females getting excited and coming after you in every time you let one noisy, and smelly fart out? :whoo: You gotta be kidding! I don't know how people can get excited for something like that, but it is possible that it is a West Coast thing. Are those females by any chance Hispanic? If confirmed, you gave me hints, bro!

I just can't believe we're still discussing this :deadrose:
 
Let me get this right: You have cadaan females getting excited and coming after you in every time you let one noisy, and smelly fart out? :whoo: You gotta be kidding! I don't know how people can get excited for something like that, but it is possible that it is a West Coast thing. Are those females by any chance Hispanic? If confirmed, you gave me hints, bro!

I just can't believe we're still discussing this :deadrose:
Bro when your in a setting where hormones are in the air men nd women are sitting around letting one rip shows your not scared of being outcasted and you have confidence, especially when you dont hide the fact its you.

Men usually act disgusted women act amazed at you not giving a fk

caadan mean hispanic n Caucasian
 
Well, in that case, you will need to eat special type of food that can cause your stomach to accumulate enough air to the point where you let the biggest and most noisy of all :deadrose:
 
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