I have found the cure and solution to the political system

Espaa_

Ku sali nabiga {scw}
first of all I have done extensive research and i found one very big denominator into why the country is fucked atm in 1 word.

men.

you see balls are a privilege but you horny ass men misuse those beloved crown jewels. Due to the testosterone it produces it makes you prone to violence and very irrational choices. This is because men do not nurture like women and instead fail to create social cohesion between different groups of people.

I mean tribes are like very very verryyyy big gangs in a way. This is just gang wars and postcode wars on a country level.

if you give a man a baby, majority of the times men shake the baby when it cries hence why majority of shaken baby syndrome cases - men are to blame. Men cannot keep the country afloat as somalia is like a newborn baby unable to defend itself.

Unfortunately somalia suffers from shaken baby syndrome in its current state and is crying nonstop right now. It suffers from brain damage and it can still be fixed due to its unlimited brain plasticity.

it needs to be swooned and shushed and rocked gently to help it settle. This is where the magic formula comes in.

Our beloved women.

we can rise the country up from the ashes if only you guys gave us a chance to be in power.

Just. One. Chance.

we could uplift and care for our beloved baby and let our maternal instincts do its job as nature intended it to be.

this is why i propose a 2 way system.
One female president and One male co president. Half of the cabinet = male. Other half = female. No more 4.5 and mps are picked on skills.


or the other way around depends each election.

If you disagree with me i propose queen araweelo and all you bastards will have your balls and rods chopped off.

have a great day c:
 
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Anti Qabilist - Somali Patriot
first of all I have done extensive research and i found one very big denominator into why the country is fucked atm in 1 word.

men.

you see balls are a privilege but you horny ass men misuse those beloved crown jewels. Due to the testosterone it produces it makes you prone to violence and very irrational choices. This is because men do not nurture like women and instead fail to create social cohesion between different groups of people.

I mean tribes are like very very verryyyy big gangs in a way. This is just gang wars and postcode wars on a country level.

if you give a man a baby, majority of the times men shake the baby when it cries hence why majority of shaken baby syndrome cases - men are to blame. Men cannot keep the country afloat as somalia is like a newborn baby unable to defend itself.

Unfortunately somalia suffers from shaken baby syndrome in its current state and is crying nonstop right now. It suffers from brain damage and it can still be fixed due to its unlimited brain plasticity.

it needs to be swooned and shushed and rocked gently to help it settle. This is where the magic formula comes in.

Our beloved women.

we can rise the country up from the ashes if only you guys gave us a chance to be in power.

Just. One. Chance.

we could uplift and care for our beloved baby and let our maternal instincts do its job as nature intended it to be.

this is why i propose a 2 way system.
One female president and One male co president. Half of the cabinet = male. Other half = female. No more 4.5 and mps are picked on skills.


or the other way around depends each election.

If you disagree with me i propose queen araweelo and all you bastards will have your balls and rods chopped off.

have a great day c:
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“Female leaders will bring global peace and prosperity”
 
first of all I have done extensive research and i found one very big denominator into why the country is fucked atm in 1 word.

men.

you see balls are a privilege but you horny ass men misuse those beloved crown jewels. Due to the testosterone it produces it makes you prone to violence and very irrational choices. This is because men do not nurture like women and instead fail to create social cohesion between different groups of people.

I mean tribes are like very very verryyyy big gangs in a way. This is just gang wars and postcode wars on a country level.

if you give a man a baby, majority of the times men shake the baby when it cries hence why majority of shaken baby syndrome cases - men are to blame. Men cannot keep the country afloat as somalia is like a newborn baby unable to defend itself.

Unfortunately somalia suffers from shaken baby syndrome in its current state and is crying nonstop right now. It suffers from brain damage and it can still be fixed due to its unlimited brain plasticity.

it needs to be swooned and shushed and rocked gently to help it settle. This is where the magic formula comes in.

Our beloved women.

we can rise the country up from the ashes if only you guys gave us a chance to be in power.

Just. One. Chance.

we could uplift and care for our beloved baby and let our maternal instincts do its job as nature intended it to be.

this is why i propose a 2 way system.
One female president and One male co president. Half of the cabinet = male. Other half = female. No more 4.5 and mps are picked on skills.


or the other way around depends each election.

If you disagree with me i propose queen araweelo and all you bastards will have your balls and rods chopped off.

have a great day c:
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DR OSMAN

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first of all I have done extensive research and i found one very big denominator into why the country is fucked atm in 1 word.

men.

you see balls are a privilege but you horny ass men misuse those beloved crown jewels. Due to the testosterone it produces it makes you prone to violence and very irrational choices. This is because men do not nurture like women and instead fail to create social cohesion between different groups of people.

I mean tribes are like very very verryyyy big gangs in a way. This is just gang wars and postcode wars on a country level.

if you give a man a baby, majority of the times men shake the baby when it cries hence why majority of shaken baby syndrome cases - men are to blame. Men cannot keep the country afloat as somalia is like a newborn baby unable to defend itself.

Unfortunately somalia suffers from shaken baby syndrome in its current state and is crying nonstop right now. It suffers from brain damage and it can still be fixed due to its unlimited brain plasticity.

it needs to be swooned and shushed and rocked gently to help it settle. This is where the magic formula comes in.

Our beloved women.

we can rise the country up from the ashes if only you guys gave us a chance to be in power.

Just. One. Chance.

we could uplift and care for our beloved baby and let our maternal instincts do its job as nature intended it to be.

this is why i propose a 2 way system.
One female president and One male co president. Half of the cabinet = male. Other half = female. No more 4.5 and mps are picked on skills.


or the other way around depends each election.

If you disagree with me i propose queen araweelo and all you bastards will have your balls and rods chopped off.

have a great day c:

If it was my decision I would give all leadership to women, they r backbone and bread winners in Somalia and not the males, so they tend to have the experience of managing something unlike the males and we hand them the keys to power and all we get is 35 years of nothing to show for it or even worse sometimes undoing the little gains that were made over those years.

Africa as a whole has a lion and lioness tribal system, the male is not the one with power but plays a mentor and advisor role for the strong female lioness who does the hunt, leading, managing, etc.

Just like lions r tribes or prides so are africans who model their social system after it. Male lion should essentially be a symbolic president in Somalia led by a strong ass female pm managing the govt like a lioness.

We must restore this continent ancient traditions of Saba queens, Asiya of Egypt, Araweelos, Woman King of Benin. Male led societies are basically Asian, Mid Eastern, European as their women are not considered equal, uncircumised, they do not keep their name but adopt the males, etc. We don't share that burden. Fuedal societies ba jiro vs non fuedal lion tribe societies and the quran attests to this some r nations or fuedal in other words and some are qabiils or lions.
 

Espaa_

Ku sali nabiga {scw}
I hope this was not a serious analysis

other than that you have good intentions



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Ofc it was a joke but behind the joke is a serious message. We need more leadership roles for women back home. Perhaps the prime minister can be a woman and the president can be a man. Or vice versa ygm. Or even initiatives just for women which allows them to get into heavily male dominated fields

Ofc women arent the fix all to the nation but maybe just maybe it could create even more social cohesion between us and empower somali women.

it could be the catalyst for revolutions and even change to patriarchal systems
 

Espaa_

Ku sali nabiga {scw}
Funny lol. Somali women are the biggest qabilists if we gave them power it would be hell on earth.
I did not specify qabiil exactly. Im saying leadership roles.

isnt somalia not already hell on earth? We are at rock bottom man😭😭 30+ years of male rule and this is where we are. Might as well give us a chance atp theres nothing to lose
 

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