I have an intention of inserting a letter in a bottle and then releasing it at Berbera beach

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
in it I will have 5 things written in it

1. Unofficial children should forgive me

2. Is Somalia still a failed state? How far have they reached the abyss ? Have we had a terrific genocide yet ? Are Xalimos still marrying Tyrone’s with little as an apple ?

3. Pour some milk in my honor of each young gorgeous heavily pregnant xaliimos

4. Hayaaaaaaaaaaaaay Somalia has discovered insurmountable oil but it’s useless now. Technology has made it obsolete

5. UK geeljires flee the UK because the UK goes anglo-Saxon. Revokes citizenships due to the country being rendered 3rd world

Disclaimer: 2 days later it was discovered by Puntland people sailing to Oman to claim “we wuz house keepers at the house of the Sultan in Muscat. We is Omani”. :draketf::dwill::jcoleno:
 

Trending

Top