I have a crush on a fob

[Ozymandias]

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Dhaqan celis baad ku daahday, Trap yoho, omae chinchin daisuke nandayo

 

[killerxsmoke]

Dhaqan celis baad ku daahday, Trap yoho, omae chinchin daisuke nandayo

 

[Qeelbax]

but youre a man?

 

[Ozymandias]

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Your $20 is your $20, don't put your corruption here

 

[killerxsmoke]

Your $20 is your $20, don't put your corruption here

filthy frank meesha ano keentey "omae chinchin daisuke nandayo" kulaha

 

[Ozymandias]

filthy frank meesha ano keentey "omae chinchin daisuke nandayo" kulaha

Wakarimastha, ore wa yamitekure. Oh my dark past from my teens is resurfacing, the endless weebnimo, the exalted holy book mangas

 

[Aiman12]

why you khanis bro

 

[GaradShabeel]

At this point, you need to put she/her in your bio so people don't confuse your gender anymore

 

[techsamatar]

You were a girl the entire time? I feel cheated and fooled since I've been addressing you as a man in the intellectual debates you've been crashing yourself into, and it makes sense for you to be a nag for your views and intellectual incompetence.

 

[miumiu]

why is everyone shocked Qeelbax is a girl? I thought it was obvious

 

[Dalac Bilaash]

I’v returned to Somalispot to make a heartbreaking announcement

He’s too cute. He is good looking with a shy personality. Wallahi these other fobs be looking a little cabsi but he is a needle in a haystack. Did not know they were still making fine specimens like that back home.
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These say wallahi somali boys make fun of him for being a fob and I think they need their ass beat

This nigga was hitting on me but I brushed him off and later that day I was like wait a minute why was he kinda…

Nigga I thought you're male

 

[Nin123]

Me to I fall in love with fob Xalimos

 

[Ozymandias]

I don't how she could be mistakened as a man, the estrogen is oozing from her musings, and it invigorates my temples, my lady

 

[Aurelian]

I ain't a fob!!

 

[El Nino]

Just fell down to my knees

 

[KaiMarvin]

I fall in love with a new fob xalimo everyday.

When they bend to wipe down their door steps using their hands >>>

 

[Qeelbax]

why you khanis bro

I would khanis if I was into women but I’m not

 

[Qeelbax]

You were a girl the entire time? I feel cheated and fooled since I've been addressing you as a man in the intellectual debates you've been crashing yourself into, and it makes sense for you to be a nag for your views and intellectual incompetence.

I hope you trip and fall on your face while going down the stairs in the Israeli tech company you work for.

 

[Qeelbax]

Me to I fall in love with fob Xalimos

That doesn’t count if you are also a fob

 

[Sophisticate]

Fob is not completely derogatory. It has little to do with intellect, work ethic etc. It merely implies you are a recent arrival or haven't been born/raised in the West. Implying more of a lack of familarity with the dominant host culture and way of life.

Asians and Africans have their Fobs and Caribbeans/Latinos have their Freshies. Think of Cool Runnings. This extends to European WOGs as well.