I had to squat to ease myself abroad

[Parailia somalensis]

The third world is full of surprises. I was recently abroad and was surprised when I went to the lavatory to defecate and was stunned to find a hole in the ground. It took me an hour to figure out how the contraption worked and still didn't do a good job. How can they ask a sane human being to squat to ease themselves?

 

[Xasusi]

Just sit on the hole. I know you'd like it.

 

[Gallant]

This will never be me,
On Waaq.