I found the new replacement for Khat

[daljirkadahsoon]

It is

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It has all the benefits and reasons that Khat is chewed for, it even tastes a little like it.

But none of the rubbish that Khat comes with. Your health improves, you feel a slight buzz and relaxed and that's it. Footballers use it too apparently.

It has a slight increased risk of cancer with long/high consumption but so does khat.

 

[Pearl of the Indian Ocean]

I don't know how ppl can be so obsessed with khat when @Mudug_gyal exists

 

[Mayor]

Is that supposed to be a picture of maté? I heard of that drink but didn’t realize it gave you a buzz. I always thought it was just an alternative to coffee

 

[Sharab]

Nah I love my khat. That’s me after long 5 hrs of chewing khat

 

[daljirkadahsoon]

Nah I love my khat. That’s me after long 5 hrs of chewing khat

Brazileans spend a long time enjoying this thing too.

 

[altrae]

I don't know how ppl can be so obsessed with khat when @Mudug_gyal exists

Isn't obsession, more like addiction.

 

[EyiPunter]

Not worth the side effects of cancer. How are y'all skipping this notion. Cancer is no joke. Khat itself ruin your teeth and abdominal intestines. Youll age extremely fast chewing khat.

 

[Mudug_gyal]

I don't know how ppl can be so obsessed with khat when @Mudug_gyal exists

Thank you bestie 🫵

 

[Pearl of the Indian Ocean]

Thank you bestie 🫵

bestie? behave yourself or I'll rip out your thoracic vertebrae

 

[Mudug_gyal]

bestie? behave yourself or I'll rip out your thoracic vertebrae

I think i know u

 

[DojaKhat]

If there actually ends up being a new replacement to khat, I'd have to change my handle

 

[Mudug_gyal]

If there actually ends up being a new replacement to khat, then I'd have to change my handle

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[DojaKhat]

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Bookmarking and screenshotting this for the next time I catch you talking big on diin matters

 

[Mudug_gyal]

Bookmarking and screenshotting this for the next time I catch you talking big on diin matters

Im changed nigga. Waan toobad keenay

 

[DojaKhat]

Im changed nigga. Waan toobad keenay

At the ripe old age of TEN? So Skins was really a documentary of how you UK ciyaal move, huh?

 

[Mudug_gyal]

At the ripe old age of TEN? So Skins was really a documentary of how you UK ciyaal move, huh?
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Thats the most haram ting I did but at da time i didnt know because in somali culture its not seen as haram idk why.

 

[DojaKhat]

Thats the most haram ting I did but at da time i didnt know because in somali culture its not seen as haram idk why.

Because Somalis are fake as hell and half of them will be condemned to the lowest level of Jahannam for the crime of being among the MUNAFIQOON if they don't pattern up immediately!

 

[daljirkadahsoon]

At the ripe old age of TEN? So Skins was really a documentary of how you UK ciyaal move, huh?
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I mean some uncles think it's funny giving kids a few leafs lol

I guess it's the same as cadaans giving their kids a sip of wine

 

[DojaKhat]

I mean some uncles think it's funny giving kids a few leafs lol

I guess it's the same as cadaans giving their kids a sip of wine

Perfect analogy, honestly, couldn't have put it better meself

 

[daljirkadahsoon]

Because Somalis are fake as hell and half of them will be condemned to the lowest level of Jahannam for the crime of being among the MUNAFIQOON if they don't pattern up immediately!

I mean khat is a grey zone tbh there are much worse things people do all the time with no concern like eating their brother/sister's flesh