I can eliminate Al-Shabaab in under a Month.

[Sky Geeljire]

One of Somalia’s biggest problems is these Parasites but have you ever wondered why it is taking a professional government so long to eradicate a bunch of illiterate foot shoulders?

The answer is that they don’t want to!

I don’t want to linger around the reasons why so let me tell you guys how I can easily destroy these monkeys if I was the leader.

1. Offer a nice sum cash reward for anybody that exposes one. The more you tell the more you earn! This will actually be a reality TV show. Walahi I would be the biggest boss there ever was. Tune in to “Who is Alshabaab” every night at 10!

2. Build medevil dungeons for al shabaab and the rest of the criminals and advertise the facilities we have for torture on TV. This will be equipped with several man eating bugs, insects & other xayawaan.

3. Order state of the art surveillance from leading countries. CCTV on every major intersection, radar technology, utilise vehicle immobilisers, motion tracking, facial ID recognition bro the list goes on. You won’t be able to slap one person on the streets without me knowing.

After one Month, here are the statistics!

Overall crime rate.
Somalia: 0%

I will of course have to survive several assassination attempts by Western powers who don’t want to see Somalia prosper but that will be easy as Allah is on my side.

Will my plan work?

 

[stophatingtho]

Looks like someone been playing too much warzone

 

[camelbeater11]

honestly if u look up alshabab demographics you can put two and two together and find the best solution

 

[Sky Geeljire]

Looks like someone been playing too much warzone

see guys. They think you are crazy when you actually have a sound plan.

Don’t be like this guy! He is brainwashed to accept being a dameer with his country in ruins!

 

[Western4Life]

Only a gaal can defeat Al Shabab. Muslims cannot and will not. They show sympathy and walaalnimo and shelter Al Shabab. This is the total opposite on how you treat clan minorities and peaceful people of other faiths. Only Somali Christians and Somali atheists/agnostics and those from other faiths have it in them to do it, and are the only ones who can be trusted to do it. We will not give them shaax and bootyclap for them when America drops bombs on them (you mourn with them when their fighters are killed while gaals celebrate).

 

[Muzaffer]

One of Somalia’s biggest problems is these Parasites but have you ever wondered why it is taking a professional government so long to eradicate a bunch of illiterate foot shoulders?

The answer is that they don’t want to!

I don’t want to linger around the reasons why so let me tell you guys how I can easily destroy these monkeys if I was the leader.

1. Offer a nice sum cash reward for anybody that exposes one. The more you tell the more you earn! This will actually be a reality TV show. Walahi I would be the biggest boss there ever was. Tune in to “Who is Alshabaab” every night at 10!

2. Build medevil dungeons for al shabaab and the rest of the criminals and advertise the facilities we have for torture on TV. This will be equipped with several man eating bugs, insects & other xayawaan.

3. Order state of the art surveillance from leading countries. CCTV on every major intersection, radar technology, utilise vehicle immobilisers, motion tracking, facial ID recognition bro the list goes on. You won’t be able to slap one person on the streets without me knowing.

After one Month, here are the statistics!

Overall crime rate.
Somalia: 0%

I will of course have to survive several assassination attempts by Western powers who don’t want to see Somalia prosper but that will be easy as Allah is on my side.

Will my plan work?

hahahaha good luck with your idiot plan

 

[Muzaffer]

Only a gaal can defeat Al Shabab. Muslims cannot and will not. They show sympathy and walaalnimo and shelter Al Shabab. This is the total opposite on how you treat clan minorities and peaceful people of other faiths. Only Somali Christians and Somali atheists/agnostics and those from other faiths have it in them to do it, and are the only ones who can be trusted to do it. We will not give them shaax and bootyclap for them when America drops bombs on them (you mourn with them when their fighters are killed while gaals celebrate).

well, no Ali ra crushed the khawarij so did the hajjaj.

Abdurahman I also crushed them.

so Muslims can the battle must be battle of faith and idea

 

[IbnuAli]

Very simple, take every and any possession of their families properties and force the relatives to do 20 yrs of hard manual work and sell the offsprings to the highest bidder.

 

[TekNiKo]

You need to gain monopoly of violence. AS will continue to thrive as long as people fear them more than the govt. Their intelligence is far superior to FGS and they even conduct audits and collect tax. They are quick in punishment if you refuse and lenient on taxpayers. They have all businessmen information and can extort them accordingly. If the govt cant safeguard your property and life AS wins. As long as corruption remains rife and lacklustre intelligence remains we shall never defeat them. Only Somalis can standup and defeat them because they live amongst us.

I suggest revamping intelligence and hiring every milk seller, barber and Rickshaw driver as informants. Penetrate their ranks by using these raw intelligence and execute them accordingly. Aa long as they hold the monopoly of violence and continue to thrive financially they shall remain supreme. Btw IC wants the status quo to remain.

 

[Muzaffer]

You need to gain monopoly of violence. AS will continue to thrive as long as people fear them more than the govt. Their intelligence is far superior to FGS and they even conduct audits and collect tax. They are quick in punishment if you refuse and lenient on taxpayers. They have all businessmen information and can extort them accordingly. If the govt cant safeguard your property and life AS wins. As long as corruption remains rife and lacklustre intelligence remains we shall never defeat them. Only Somalis can standup and defeat them because they live amongst us.

I suggest revamping intelligence and hiring every milk seller, barber and Rickshaw driver as informants. Penetrate their ranks by using these raw intelligence and execute them accordingly. Aa long as they hold the monopoly of violence and continue to thrive financially they shall remain supreme. Btw IC wants the status quo to remain.

exactly the only way to defeat them is to start your movement from rural areas that they don't control then start to spread your influence to urban areas.

 

[Gantaal97]

The only way to eliminate al shabab is all tribal nutjobs to arm themselves and help the govt to kick them out from there territories.


wallahi we are weird people once a minister or office lays a finger or says a demeaning stuff to certain tribe the whole clan would arm themselves to overthrow the govt but islamists terrorists no cuz some of their relatives is in there