I ask a girl to take a coffee

[Aegon]

She said she'd rather let her rapist have 3 weeks with her alone then think about breathing the same air as me.

I must have been a war criminal in a previous life to deserve this

 

[Avalanche]

It's time to move out of the country You must look frightening for someone to say something like that

 

[caanoshaah]

Was she a stranger or did you know her already (ie mutual friend/coworker) bc that’s insane as hell omgggg??? I need u to describe the full context and interaction from start to finish plz cuz WHATT????

TBH imma give u the benefit of doubt and say she seems insane so you probably dodged a bullet… because who even thinks of saying that

 

[Gracias]

I don’t believe you. All of your posts are made up

 

[Ha Lima]

You must be insanely chopped.

 

[Aegon]

You must be insanely chopped.

I am i think

 

[Aegon]

It's time to move out of the country You must look frightening for someone to say something like that

No, it’s just the life of a ugly guy

 

[Shimbiris]

Is this some sort of sequel to the hall of fame thread?

A girl is flirting with me

there is this white girl in my college class who is staring at me and flirting. I know its haram but I wanna leave them nuts hanging out of her. What do i do she has a fat ass and is pretty, but i don't wanna go to hell. Should I go bang or leave?

www.somalispot.com

 

[RedSeaMerchant]

She said she'd rather let her rapist have 3 weeks with her alone then think about breathing the same air as me.

I must have been a war criminal in a previous life to deserve this

Bro you are either or nacas or you are extremely ugly (no hate wll)

 

[Aegon]

Is this some sort of sequel to the hall of fame thread?

A girl is flirting with me

there is this white girl in my college class who is staring at me and flirting. I know its haram but I wanna leave them nuts hanging out of her. What do i do she has a fat ass and is pretty, but i don't wanna go to hell. Should I go bang or leave?

www.somalispot.com

i wish it wasn’t true

 

[Stimpy]

I don’t believe you. All of your posts are made up

He's too busy living in a 8x8 apartment flat with madows and North Africans

 

[sweetnya]

He's too busy living in a 8x8 apartment flat with madows and North Africans

Rip my area is full of pakis

 

[reggie]

Yh that’s just rude no girl would just say this for no reason

 

[NordicSomali]

If she doesn’t like you then you can’t do nothing. Move on.

 

[bobby_hill-Punt]

She said she'd rather let her rapist have 3 weeks with her alone then think about breathing the same air as me.

I must have been a war criminal in a previous life to deserve this

I take them to the beach and see how they look after sxb. Stop spending money on they tskr them for a walk at a dog park. All nago love dog parks for some reason

 

[rin]

She sounds severely mentally ill.

 

[Farah717]

She said she'd rather let her rapist have 3 weeks with her alone then think about breathing the same air as me.

I must have been a war criminal in a previous life to deserve this

Face reveal will answer this.

 

[BlackCrow]

She said she'd rather let her rapist have 3 weeks with her alone then think about breathing the same air as me.

I must have been a war criminal in a previous life to deserve this

Wouldn't think about it too much u dodged a bullet there

 

[Khal Mah Oma]

Another funny thread by @Aegon