He wanted to make you the understudy. What a xasid. @The Bloody-Nine
Hayee. Second pick?
Big M and I need da respect.A little m or a big M?
Just in case I'm wearing a bejeweled niqaab (for identity protection but adding the bling to show a hint of personality). I expect you will negotiate on my behalf and see to it that I get paid what I'm owed.
Big M and I need da respect.
Things have changed. I am the big dog now.
About a week ago I triggered my alpha gene.Do share.
I would be the clear star of the show my pay would need to reflect that.A little m or a big M?
Just in case I'm wearing a bejeweled niqaab (for identity protection but adding the bling to show a hint of personality). I expect you will negotiate on my behalf and see to it that I get paid what I'm owed.
Sounds like a role reversal. I assumed women were the main course and men the side dish.
It means I’ve gained a lot of knowledge in the last few days.What's an alpha gene?
but he loves her
This sounds too transactional.What does a woman get in return besides notoriety, being a divorcee and airing out your dirty laundry in a post-hoc expose.
The end result for her is an increase in baggage (everyone knowing) and torpedoing her future marital prospects. Getting a little chump change from YT Ad revenue is not compensatory. Consider affiliate marketing on top of it. And how will you even ensure there are endorsement deals with product peddling companies on Instagram? Sans Tummy Tea.
The dog and pony show must be convincing and entertaining. The masses want to see drama unfold. The cheating pranks are tiresome and flavourless. What is needed is some original e-spice.
To stand out I would have to take the center stageWhat's an alpha gene?
Why the negativityWhat in shaqo la’aan food stamps overdue rent are you going through
I would pay good money for you to become our writer@The Bloody-Nine the potential is limitless
Stage the whole thing, initially the parents are against it due to qabil, play off some romeo Juliet shit
Then Love conquers all, the parents bless after the young lovers show them what true jeceel is
Then they happily married, Ayaan gains 40lbs in first 2 months and is lazy housewife. Sharmake is tired and presses her, Ayaan makes videos bashing geeljires (at least 4 episodes)
Then Sharmake informs Ayaan he's about to meet a potential 2nd wife that her abo recommended
Ayaan is furious! 10 videos bashing geeljires
Sharmake 10 videos on Islamic right to have more than one wife, special appearance with Ayaan's abo
Ayaan goes all in or out, says she wants a divorce or this stops. Sharmake hesitates but finally stops for the sake of his first jeceel (Yoo this about to be a blockbuster my nigga!!!)
Fast forward a few weeks, Sharmake is still frustrated, more importantly sexually frustrating, he can't kacsi to his wife, her rolls repulses him
So they add some bdsm in the bedroom (shout-out to that impotent sspoter that made a threat about this for this amazing idea). Only way Sharmake can kacsi is if he's blindfolded
He can't continue with this
He has a new coworker, her name is Suwedo, she's Ayaan's first cousin and looks exactly like Ayaan pre-blowup.
One day she sees that bulge and she reveals she a freak
Stay tuned for season 2
Say no more.To stand out I would have to take the center stage
Why the negativity
I would pay good money for you to become our writer
I missed you
To stand out I would have to take the center stage
Why the negativity
I would pay good money for you to become our writer
A geeljiire like me would start cooking videos and women like @Afrique would be so impressed they would subscribe. Makeup videos are too saturated.
Me being a okay cook would be more relatable
That's actually a good idea, specially if you a solid cook. Put on a macawis and a beater, slap on some Somali bangers, good to go!
I made some slap food yesterday tho Me being a okay cook would be more relatable
