Not so much breasts, but I have been kissed unawares by a beach blonde and though I did not relish the experience att, I can catch your meaningAbaayo, we are ESL flunkies without proper immigration papers, we don't know what utilitarian is. Next you'll be quoting John Stuart Mill at us. Biskina.
Comrade Heff always had his lips around a beauty's nipples. Seriously, how miserable can you be with breasts in your face? Have you tried it? No, didn't think so.
You've seen a lot of 90 year olds kick the bucket? What are you - like the fucking angel of death?
So you belong to the "sex is happiness" crowd? Sure, I can grant you, for as long as the orgasm lasts, there probably is some happiness, but just like said orgasm, it is fleeting.
I've seen tons of rich 90-somethings kick the bucket, cuz I've worked in an old folks' home on nights to fuel my education, and it would seem many of them are partial to dying in the dead of night.