How Will You Raise Your Kids?

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

My dad was never in my life. My mom was a different case. Always drunk to her breasts. She thought making sure I master the Quran was her salvation. Dugsi was hell. I was knocked around like a soccer ball.

Your mom sounds like fun. Too many hooyos have forgotten how to let their hair down. Every woman starts out as a party girl and ends up as a frowsy housewife. What an evil fate.

 

[Jodeci]

What's the point of having children if you won't raise them? Won't they get bullied at boarding school? There's a lot of buggery in these schools because of the absence of the opposite gender. Your kids will be Qowmu Lut. Nothing wrong with that, but they will get picked on by qaxootis.

I will raise them with my values and culture then send them to explore the world , I kind of noticed its a trend that was followed in my family, except I missed out on boarding school that shit would have been so fun.

 

[Jodeci]

It wasn't abuse. It was sexual liberation. A boy cannot be sexually abused by a woman. Every boy yearns to be raped by a she-human. It is beautiful.

you were sexually abused thats fucked up , who did that to you?

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

I will raise them in my home no dugsi no school they will be home school they can go to extracurricular activities to make friends and once they hit 18 they better bring me back all my money I used on them no ifs no buts go and grind

 

[AbdiJew]

I will do the following:

1) Make sure they grow up with friends with diverse backgrounds.

2) Make them join Toastmasters so they can be good speakers with confidence and with class.

3) Make them join a sports team like hockey, tennis, karate or basketball. Also make them join a homework club.

4) Make them volunteer at many non profit organizations like the Cancer/Diabetes to feel part of the community and for their resume will be jam packed before university/college so they have real world experience. They will be well networked.

5) Make them join a political party of their choice so they can be politically aware and engaged.

6) Make sure they have a part time job the moment they hit the 9th grade. Teach them the value of a dollar, of hard work and the shame of relying on the government.

7) make them dress like gentlemen/ladies

I will be the best other dad ever.

 

[Xooshdheere]

i will raise my children far from s

 

[GlitzyCue_]

I would raise them with respect
Balance a mix of Somali and American culture
Put them in sports/school clubs
Allow them to choose their passion
Give them some freedom to explore/privacy
Be supportive and unconditionally loving
Encourage intellectual curiosity

 

[Hawaa]

I will enroll them martial art classes as soon they walk. they must learn the art of fighting. In life you don't get anything without a fight!!

 

[GeelJirito]

I will do the following:

1) Make sure they grow up with friends with diverse backgrounds.

2) Make them join Toastmasters so they can be good speakers with confidence and with class.

3) Make them join a sports team like hockey, tennis, karate or basketball. Also make them join a homework club.

4) Make them volunteer at many non profit organizations like the Cancer/Diabetes to feel part of the community and for their resume will be jam packed before university/college so they have real world experience. They will be well networked.

5) Make them join a political party of their choice so they can be politically aware and engaged.

6) Make sure they have a part time job the moment they hit the 9th grade. Teach them the value of a dollar, of hard work and the shame of relying on the government.

7) make them dress like gentlemen/ladies

I will be the best other dad ever.

I curse you with ma dhaleysnimo the other dad kulaha

 

[GeelJirito]

I don't know how they will turn out, but I will try my best. I am sure @AbdiJew parents had a different plan, but look how he turned out, gaal qomulud ah Subxanaka ya cadiim. Look at @Bidaar Wanagsan he was karbashed from Rascaseer to raskamboni and it didn't do him any good.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I plan on raising them to fear ME, fear Allah and to value a good education.

I think this generation will be far different from our parents, having grown up in the west.

They will be more invested, and would be able to communicate better with their children, without
language barriers.

Still although I never got corporal punishment, I will allow my future hubby to do it,
if it is justified.

I will administer the psychological punishments instead.

You will let your hubby BEAT the little kids? Jeez. You seem very big on punishment. May Allah make you barren.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I will raise them in my home no dugsi no school they will be home school they can go to extracurricular activities to make friends and once they hit 18 they better bring me back all my money I used on them no ifs no buts go and grind

Why no dugsi?

Home school? That's a very Republican thing to do. You must support Trump.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I will do the following:

1) Make sure they grow up with friends with diverse backgrounds.

2) Make them join Toastmasters so they can be good speakers with confidence and with class.

3) Make them join a sports team like hockey, tennis, karate or basketball. Also make them join a homework club.

4) Make them volunteer at many non profit organizations like the Cancer/Diabetes to feel part of the community and for their resume will be jam packed before university/college so they have real world experience. They will be well networked.

5) Make them join a political party of their choice so they can be politically aware and engaged.

6) Make sure they have a part time job the moment they hit the 9th grade. Teach them the value of a dollar, of hard work and the shame of relying on the government.

7) make them dress like gentlemen/ladies

I will be the best other dad ever.

What if they join Trudeau's party and bring in Islamic fundamentalists. Won't that endanger your security?

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I would raise them with respect
Balance a mix of Somali and American culture
Put them in sports/school clubs
Allow them to choose their passion
Give them some freedom to explore/privacy
Be supportive and unconditionally loving
Encourage intellectual curiosity

Unconditional love? What if they become Al-Shabab fanboys? What steps will you take to stop them from becoming jihadists?

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I don't know how they will turn out, but I will try my best. I am sure @AbdiJew parents had a different plan, but look how he turned out, gaal qomulud ah Subxanaka ya cadiim. Look at @Bidaar Wanagsan he was karbashed from Rascaseer to raskamboni and it didn't do him any good.

Nobody's been beaten more than me. My parents used to beat me even when they were happy with me. Beating does no good. Believe me.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Why no dugsi?

Home school? That's a very Republican thing to do. You must support Trump.

You hit the nail on the head trump is our saviour only he can save the world from north Korea and their nuclear concuctions.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

You hit the nail on the head trump is our saviour only he can save the world from north Korea and their nuclear concuctions.

What about Trump's Muslim ban. Do you support it? He should have made it a Wahabbi ban. Anyone who's against secularism and freedom should be banned.

 

[GlitzyCue_]

Unconditional love? What if they become Al-Shabab fanboys? What steps will you take to stop them from becoming jihadists?

If an ass whooping doesn't fix it the authorities will have to take over

I'll visit them tho

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

What about Trump's Muslim ban. Do you support it? He should have made it a Wahabbi ban. Anyone who's against secularism and freedom should be banned.

I don't agree with it because it has made alot of atress to my somalis trying to get into America I always dreamed of enjoying strippers in lasvegas but now that may never happen

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

If an ass whooping doesn't fix it the authorities will have to take over

I'll visit them tho

What kind of beating are we talking about? With a belt buckle? A wooden spoon? A cable? I got all three and I still turned out bad. You have to teach them to revere Kemal Atatürk and make them militant secularists.