How Will You Raise Your Kids?

[supz]

What kind of brands did your old man imbibe sxb? I wanna know what the odayaal are drinking these days. In MSB's era their beverage if choice was the divine whisky. They made a toast to Lenin and Engels before every shot.

He was really into his beers and vodka. Damn socialists. f*ck them.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

My gut....

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Women were made from a crooked rib. Not even a straight one. What does that tell you? They're as twisted as Crooked Hillary.

 

[Sophisticate]

thats awesome loool. My dad was an irreligious alcoholic.

Miskeen.

 

[DeadStar]

Women were made from a crooked rib. Not even a straight one. What does that tell you? They're as twisted as Crooked Hillary.

Damn bro, Wallahi you need siil in your life bro.

 

[The Cushitic One]

So you're gonna tell awoowe Ismacil and eedo Fartuun to sling their hooks when they wanna pay you a social call at stroke of midnight? Acudhubillahi mini shaytan. Toloow gabdahaan waa caasi.

So you too had those banishments? I feel like we're really bonding tonite huuno.

Female den? Tell us more.

We'll, if you put it that way of
Course their would be a bed
for them!

Female den...a room
Filled with my stuff, where I
Can retreat to for me time

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Great content.

Traumatic childhood makes for good literature.

 

[DeadStar]

We'll, if you put it that way of
Course their would be a bed
for them!

Female den...a room
Filled with my stuff, where I
Can retreat to for me time

Are you engaged?

 

[The Cushitic One]

Wallahi you’re evil.

You actually swore on Allah!

How am I evil ?

No I am not engaged yet

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

We'll, if you put it that way of
Course their would be a bed
for them!

Female den...a room
Filled with my stuff, where I
Can retreat to for me time

What's your parental policy on little Abdi having a lady friend? What boundaries do you lay down. A peck on the cheek is universally accepted by wadaads, but what about heavy petting?

 

[supz]

Miskeen.

kkk its not that bad.

 

[The Cushitic One]

What's your parental policy on little Abdi having a lady friend? What boundaries do you lay down. A peck on the cheek is universally accepted by wadaads, but what about heavy petting?

Depends on his age.

I would rather not know those
Things, its their business, if they
Over 21.

Either way I would Be able to
tell

 

[Sophisticate]

No wonder you're a blue haired feminist with more piercings than a chopping board. Hadii dacas madaxaa laga saarlaha hal mar sidaan wa ka roonlaan aheyd.

I believe in putting the leather on a boy. A little belting is good for the liitle monster. Especially a dark as coal African boy. Otherwise the kid will be a wimp. Will get his ass kicked by white boys in the schoolyard. To get bullied by Tyrone is one thing, nobody will blame you, but when even freckle faced gingers are putting the boot in - Holy Cow. You will ñever live it down.

I don't believe in colouring my hair with artificial dyes and I've only had my ears pierced when I was young. I had no say in the matter. I'm more of a culturally aware semi-nerd that plays it safe. None of this SJW stuff. I believe the youth are being brainwashed by a George Soros funded operation. Why would I aim to look like the "koolaid sipping crowd".

 

[DeadStar]

You actually swore on Allah!

How am I evil ?

No I am not engaged yet

Like never engaged?!
I thought you once said you were engaged.
Anyways, my bad if you’re not.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Miskeen.

He gets "miskeen", but I don't? I'm telling you I had qaat fueled sex offenders in my family and you think a little Guinness is worse. This is proof of the blackness of women's heart.

 

[The Cushitic One]

Like never engaged?!
I thought you once said you were engaged.
Anyways, my bad if you’re not.

Erm

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Depends on his age.

I would rather not know those
Things, its their business, if they
Over 21.

Either way I would Be able to
tell

21? You're helluva naive chick ma is tiri. These horny little buggers start chasing tail at eleven sweetheart, and the dhoocils start hiking their skirts at thirteen. Kulaha 21. Ain't nobody waiting till they're adults to sin. You betta rekanize.

 

[Sophisticate]

He gets "miskeen", but I don't? I'm telling you I had qaat fueled sex offenders in my family and you think a little Guinness is worse. This is proof of the blackness of women's heart.

Sorry to hear Bidaar. I assumed it was a hyperbole.

 

[DeadStar]

Erm

Just making sure.

 

[The Cushitic One]

He gets "miskeen", but I don't? I'm telling you I had qaat fueled sex offenders in my family and you think a little Guinness is worse. This is proof of the blackness of women's heart.

What did they do? To be labelled
Sex offenders?

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Sorry to hear Bidaar. I assumed it was a hyperbole.

Naah, I enjoyed it abaayo. I was too ugly to receive any amorous attention from the cuties in school. Fat as she was, and reeking of tobacco as she was, I thank eedo Maryan for having her wicked way with me. I would have been a virgin till thirty seven otherwise. R.I.P. eedo. The greatest lover I ever had.