How to KILL OFFF Al-Shabaab GUIDE!

MadMullah99

Boqor of Boqors. The man your wife fantasises of.
I may start an online step by step guide on how to fix Somalia.

I want the current dameer president to see this and copy my tactics. It has been DECADES since the country was at peace, so he should not be ashamed of copying me online.

1. Train, feed and pay the military/police VERY WELL. This will insure loyalty and dedication to the cause and prevent spy’s.

2. Make an Elite division of Milatary and Police who’s sole mission is to HUNT Al-Shabaab 24/7. They should not do anything else. Watch them Xaar themselves, be nutrient and sleep deficient just by thinking about this.

3. Have an effective and efficient civilian reporting system of spies and exposers. This is a male or female in every neighbourhood who’s actual job it is to monitor and look after their neighbourhood for any suspicious activity or conversations. Walaal, he or she could be sitting next to you in your local khat spot. Watch what you say!

This is my top 3. I have more which relates to vehicle immobilisations, economy and peacekeeping which all expedite the destruction of these parasites.
 

GemState

36/21
VIP
You need to issue crackdowns, people who pay tax and support Shabaab needs to have their business licenses revoked, people who are caught collaborating executed, no rehabilitation or mercy. NISA needs to be revamped, Government officials need to be investigated regularly as well

We need to be ruthless here, we have enough Soldiers, it's due to incompetence and no real interest in defeating Shabaab from the Government
 

TekNiKo

Loyal To The One True Caliph (Hafidahullah)
VIP
Just create jobs for poor people and buy local farms and establish an adequate address system and register every house. Nationalize Hormuud and ban mobile money transfer. Pay soldiers $500 a month, They would evaporate in a week
 

MadMullah99

Boqor of Boqors. The man your wife fantasises of.
Easiest way to prevent future terrorist attacks is to educate the population through literacy campaigns and give them job oppurtunites to keep them busy.
100% agree and an excellent way to prevent the next generation from joining the filth.
You need to issue crackdowns, people who pay tax and support Shabaab needs to have their business licenses revoked, people who are caught collaborating executed, no rehabilitation or mercy. NISA needs to be revamped, Government officials need to be investigated regularly as well

We need to be ruthless here, we have enough Soldiers, it's due to incompetence and no real interest in defeating Shabaab from the Government
Walahi I agree 1000% absolute Ruthlessness is a MUST. I would publicly violate whoever is found to be financing and supporting these filth.
It’s so simple but you need leadership to implement
This right here is what pisses me off about the damned government. Either they don’t want the country to change or have bird brains.
 
The easiest way is to give alshabab a qabiil status, give them position in the government. If they don't behave well, remove them from the government and tell every qabiil who hunts them gets, the seats alshabab left.
 

Omar del Sur

RETIRED
VIP
I'm sure this is well-intentioned but.... if the people running things really wanted to get rid of Al-Shabaab, I think Al-Shabaab would already have been gotten rid of
 

Ras

It's all so tiresome
VIP
How infiltrated do you think NISA is or do u believe it is run by al shabab

At the very least the heads like Fahad Yasiin are compromised. They've been there since 2006 and our security situation hasn't improved in any way.

Anyways, regardless if they are; they're aren't doing their jobs correctly so we don't need them.

Let's replace them as often as we change prime ministers.


Hopefully we might end up with a competent leadership at NISA if we kick them out if they don't show progress within 6 months.

How long does it take to put together a simple information network by bribing normal civilians?

1 million dollars over a year would gain you a thousand informants all across major AS regions.

Another million could get you hundreds of top level insiders in AS biggest tax payers like Hormuud and other large companies in Somalia.

Use that intelligence to cut of their funding sources at the top by following the money and on the ground by uncovering all their supply routes for day to day supplies.

Take off their legs and they'll be forced to crawl.

Before they have a chance to regroup and organize alternative options you have some space to build out more comprehensive systems.

You don't take out an elephant with just one bite.

You get it to trip and break a leg and wait for it to starve itself to death.
 

MadMullah99

Boqor of Boqors. The man your wife fantasises of.
At the very least the heads like Fahad Yasiin are compromised. They've been there since 2006 and our security situation hasn't improved in any way.

Anyways, regardless if they are; they're aren't doing their jobs correctly so we don't need them.

Let's replace them as often as we change prime ministers.


Hopefully we might end up with a competent leadership at NISA if we kick them out if they don't show progress within 6 months.

How long does it take to put together a simple information network by bribing normal civilians?

1 million dollars over a year would gain you a thousand informants all across major AS regions.

Another million could get you hundreds of top level insiders in AS biggest tax payers like Hormuud and other large companies in Somalia.

Use that intelligence to cut of their funding sources at the top by following the money and on the ground by uncovering all their supply routes for day to day supplies.

Take off their legs and they'll be forced to crawl.

Before they have a chance to regroup and organize alternative options you have some space to build out more comprehensive systems.

You don't take out an elephant with just one bite.

You get it to trip and break a leg and wait for it to starve itself to death.
Since 2006? Sounds like someone needs to be imprisoned for incompetence as well. Head of security MUST have similar term times as the president. This also allows new talent to take the helm.

I have concluded that all Problems are corruption related and I do not trust a single baboon in office.

They really do want to fix Somalia.

I say we diaspora Somalis get voting rights too. We know this shit unlike the brainwashed population from North to South AND I will happily fund and lobby for my chosen president online just like the Jews that own Congress do.
 
Ceteris paribus - All other things being equal

This approach would work in a perfect world, it's like a solution figured out by an armchair strategist.
Powerful corrupt people benefit from al-shabaab and the mayhem they create. The issue is not even al-shabaab the issue it's how ingrained it is with the general populace. This is why getting rid of siad biarre was wrong in the first place without someone to fill the void. Point being, there's too many blood sucking individuals sleeping in kenyan hotels calling the shots and that's the real issue.
 
I may start an online step by step guide on how to fix Somalia.

I want the current dameer president to see this and copy my tactics. It has been DECADES since the country was at peace, so he should not be ashamed of copying me online.

1. Train, feed and pay the military/police VERY WELL. This will insure loyalty and dedication to the cause and prevent spy’s.

2. Make an Elite division of Milatary and Police who’s sole mission is to HUNT Al-Shabaab 24/7. They should not do anything else. Watch them Xaar themselves, be nutrient and sleep deficient just by thinking about this.

3. Have an effective and efficient civilian reporting system of spies and exposers. This is a male or female in every neighbourhood who’s actual job it is to monitor and look after their neighbourhood for any suspicious activity or conversations. Walaal, he or she could be sitting next to you in your local khat spot. Watch what you say!

This is my top 3. I have more which relates to vehicle immobilisations, economy and peacekeeping which all expedite the destruction of these parasites.
I agree with you, I also want to add a strong intelligence agency. Nisa works along side the CIA and other foreign countries. How could your own spy agency be working with another country within the interests of its nation. It’s ridiculous Walahi. Another thing also would be to track down who is funding al shabaab. The Somali government should know what’s coming in and out of the country.

There should be more opportunities for young people who are more prone to joining al shabaab.
 

Shmurda

King Of NSFW
Get the arms embargo lifted first then take a loan out and buy a lot of bombs ideally a few helicopters capable of carrying out airstrikes but I wouldn't hold my breath for that. After that drop a bunch of bombs on their lands and have soldiers rush into the land watch them drop like flies
 

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