How powerful is the Holy Quran?

[Parailia somalensis]

I have been dreaming of gaining the top seat in Jubaland for the entire 24 years I have been on this earth. Even while I was in the womb I knew right away I was destined for the top seat in the holy lands of Jubaland. Can the Holy Quran verses combined with my Western education help me gain the prized seat in Jubaland? I would rival Sheikh Ahmed Islam in his recitation since he is the hot shot sheikh in the state.

 

[Somali Napolean]

Why aim low, when you can go for president

 

[cracka]

No

 

[Juke]

Lmao bro what

 

[Qali]

Why aim low, when you can go for president

If Farmaajo could any body can

 

[Caaro]

It’s very easy, get a western education, go back to somalia. Get in touch with clan elders, let them know of your agenda.

And you’re already half way there as a candidate. Start getting public immediately, make sure as many people in somalia know who you are as possible.

This will help legitimatize your claim as a politician. This all depends on if your clan thinks you’re the best for your clan, either that or bribe your elders.

 

[abdullah233]

Aren’t you a gaal pimp tho

 

[Parailia somalensis]

Why aim low, when you can go for president

Developing my Federal state and sub-clans lands doesn't mean I am aiming low. I don't care for other clans lands.

Aren’t you a gaal pimp tho

I am hafid with a Western degree. I could never be gaal.

 

[abdullah233]

I am hafid with a Western degree. I could never be gaal.

I could have sworn you pimped out your cousin tho . If I see a radical cagdherre politician from Canada it’d be you