What's living like a king in Somalia like?
You wake up in the morning you brush your teeth and put on ur macawiis and polo shirt. You grab ur AK and head down to the market.
Its a hot day and you are very happy. You are around your people and you can see smiles all over the place. You pick up a bundle of the freshest and tastiest khat and pick up a cup of tasty shah from the haboyar selling drinks in the market.
You chat with your friends for a couple hours and go to your house at 2pm. Your wife made you an amazing lunch and you gobble it down. After that you f*ck her for 5 hours because the khat makes you a bully in the bedroom.
Its now 7pm you head to the shisha spot and you either indulge in the activities or you abstain and chat to your friends. You party all night long and go home at around 10. After this you go to sleep and start all over.