How do I help qabilism reach teenage girls?

[beenleey]

So I realised other young women like me don't care about tribes and prefer the ''we all one Somalia <3 " bullshit. However, those girls are into Astrology and hate others for being a certain star sign they cant change and its ridiculous. They'd make great qabilists, I've been thinking of incorporating some astrology to qabilsim to make it more appealing to young girls for example,
''Oops I just texted my ex saying I miss them I'm such a Taurus xx'' = Dumb af astrology
''Oops I just committed genocide God I'm such a rising Darood xx'' = Modern and good

I've seen ppl use 'mercury is in retrogade'' and its dumb we should change the meaning

''Mercury in retrograde got me feeling depressed'' = this rly means Mercury is in a new position and it can change ur mood lmfaooooo
''Hawiye in retrograde got me feeling privileged '' = New meaning would be hawiye currently the most successful which deffo can affect u

Inshallah these young women give birth to a new generations bigger qabilists

 

[P4$t0]

So I realised other young women like me don't care about tribes and prefer the ''we all one Somalia <3 " bullshit. However, those girls are into Astrology and hate others for being a certain star sign they cant change and its ridiculous. They'd make great qabilists, I've been thinking of incorporating some astrology to qabilsim to make it more appealing to young girls for example,
''Oops I just texted my ex saying I miss them I'm such a Taurus xx'' = Dumb af astrology
''Oops I just committed genocide God I'm such a rising Darood xx'' = Modern and good

I've seen ppl use 'mercury is in retrogade'' and its dumb we should change the meaning

''Mercury in retrograde got me feeling depressed'' = this rly means Mercury is in a new position and it can change ur mood lmfaooooo
''Hawiye in retrograde got me feeling privileged '' = New meaning would be hawiye currently the most successful which deffo can affect u

Inshallah these young women give birth to a new generations bigger qabilists

 

[Waaqo of Punt]

So I realised other young women like me don't care about tribes and prefer the ''we all one Somalia <3 " bullshit. However, those girls are into Astrology and hate others for being a certain star sign they cant change and its ridiculous. They'd make great qabilists, I've been thinking of incorporating some astrology to qabilsim to make it more appealing to young girls for example,
''Oops I just texted my ex saying I miss them I'm such a Taurus xx'' = Dumb af astrology
''Oops I just committed genocide God I'm such a rising Darood xx'' = Modern and good

I've seen ppl use 'mercury is in retrogade'' and its dumb we should change the meaning

''Mercury in retrograde got me feeling depressed'' = this rly means Mercury is in a new position and it can change ur mood lmfaooooo
''Hawiye in retrograde got me feeling privileged '' = New meaning would be hawiye currently the most successful which deffo can affect u

Inshallah these young women give birth to a new generations bigger qabilists

You're clinically insane. lmao.

 

[General Asad]

Wonderful idea! If you decide to go ahead with it, PM and i start with my college and give you the results (100% success rate).


I also read this in Riley's voice lmao.

 

[Lostbox]

They will not benefit from it outside Somalia and the major clans have no influence or even any importants on the world stage. All you get are local leaches living near you asking for handout.

Somali clans compared to others across the world, is really pathetic.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

(laughs in Oromo)

 

[Robin]

Any woman into qabiilism has nothing else going for her. They’re usually unfortunate looking as well.

 

[Jiron]

Please do not ruin those innocent girls, Even though I doubt they would be easily corrupted because what I have seen is that Somali young women in general are not big on qabyaalad and that's definitely our silver lining

 

[Luciddreamer]

Any woman into qabiilism has nothing else going for her. They’re usually unfortunate looking as well.

preach. and they chew khat like cows

 

[land owner]

I can already imagine you whispering qabiilism to the innocent halimos like this

 

[AussieHustler]

@Ikran

Tell them that great and enlightened husbands are available on Somalispot and especially in the Somalia politics and Tribal Council rooms and these blokes are the best converters because they would convert angels into tribalists in a heartbeat. Give them two weeks.

 

[Vanessa]

Qabilism >>>>> astrology

 

[beenleey]

@Ikran

Tell them that great and enlightened husbands are available on Somalispot and especially in the Somalia politics and Tribal Council rooms and these blokes are the best converters because they would convert angels into tribalists in a heartbeat. Give them two weeks.

modern qabilist girls x an old fashioned qabilist sounds like a cute love story

 

[Furioso]

It’s a tough mission considering that you’ll have to undo years of anti-qabilism from parents. I didn’t even learn my qabil until I was 15 and that’s only because my aunt was talking about it. Teenagers these days don’t have the same history with qabil. I’ve never had someone ask about my qabil and I don’t know the qabil of any of my friends. It just never comes up. I doubt you’ll be able to make any progress. Tell me how it goes.

 

[strawberrii]

''Oops I just texted my ex saying I miss them I'm such a Taurus xx'' = Dumb af astrology
''Oops I just committed genocide God I'm such a rising Darood xx'' = Modern and good

''Mercury in retrograde got me feeling depressed'' = this rly means Mercury is in a new position and it can change ur mood lmfaooooo
''Hawiye in retrograde got me feeling privileged '' = New meaning would be hawiye currently the most successful which deffo can affect u

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[beenleey]

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Hahaha wow this was one of my first few posts here, I didn't even have the privilege to rate any comments when I made this

 

[strawberrii]

Hahaha wow this was one of my first few posts here, I didn't even have the privilege to rate any comments when I made this

Iconic post.

Are you a Darood moon or Hawiye moon?

 

[General Asad]

@beenleey this was you who made the thread? Wow. Color me shocked


I was such a troll

 

[beenleey]

Iconic post.

Are you a Darood moon or Hawiye moon?

Hawiye moon, I'm also an Isaaq rising and my natural element sign is earth Landheer
What about you sis?

 

[strawberrii]

Hawiye moon, I'm also an Isaaq rising and my natural element sign is earth Landheer
What about you sis?

I’m Isaaq sun, Darood moon and Isa rising