How can I get both a Somaliland and Somalia passports?

My moms from Somaliland for those who are shocked. How would one attain them and could I lie about my place of birth? I would like it to indicate Mogadishu like all the false claims made by the Somali politicians.
 
And I'm not even mad anymore @LRW20 you should chill. I'll admit I'm a weird retarded kuffar who always calls others kaffir when I disagree with them. Happy now? Oh and I'm a pathological liar too.
 
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