Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
As many of you know, the passage of time has dwindled my ability to lure a young xaliimo gazelle. For the past couple of years I’ve resorted accommodating single mothers. I’ve even carried ungodly relationship with a woman with 12 children. That means I hit rock bottom.
That said, for a while I had a drop dead gorgeous xaliimo on my Snapchat and I don’t even know when I added her. Certainly I added her. That’s for fact. Long story short, after watching her snaps for months I started communicating with her. It’s been 2 months now and I’m head over heals for her. At my age I’m certain I can’t get anything remotely close to her here in the West. That ship has sailed long ago.
However
There are perils with having a family with such a lopsided relationship. You see, I’m not a fool. Clearly there’s a transaction. She’s probably after my passport and my dollars ( she has no idea I’m frugal ).
It is my intention to leave a whole clan on this earth.
Am I twisted for going down this road with this child ?
If you wondering how she looks like, she looks like her
That said, for a while I had a drop dead gorgeous xaliimo on my Snapchat and I don’t even know when I added her. Certainly I added her. That’s for fact. Long story short, after watching her snaps for months I started communicating with her. It’s been 2 months now and I’m head over heals for her. At my age I’m certain I can’t get anything remotely close to her here in the West. That ship has sailed long ago.
However
There are perils with having a family with such a lopsided relationship. You see, I’m not a fool. Clearly there’s a transaction. She’s probably after my passport and my dollars ( she has no idea I’m frugal ).
It is my intention to leave a whole clan on this earth.
Am I twisted for going down this road with this child ?
If you wondering how she looks like, she looks like her
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