How did you learn English? You must’ve come from a well to do family or one of your parents was an important somebody, I think there’s more than what you’re letting on.
What am I not letting on lol? Look, I came from a piss poor family, everybody knows it. Very tough situation, very rough. But somehow I was blessed with a big maskax, a tremendous maskax. People are saying, many people, smart people - they’re telling me it’s probably the biggest maskax ever seen. You wouldn’t believe it. My dad and my mom didn’t have money, not even close. But they had big maskaxs, incredible maskaxs. So maybe it’s inheritance, the greatest genetic gift, frankly. Tremendous.
But seriously I learned it through shitposting, ie, extensive reading online. I can't speak it to save my life though.