Halal Confessions

[fox]

I pray at asian mosques cuz in salah i am the tallest

 

[Arman]

Displaying arrogance in a setting where you're supposed to show humility. You're wasting your time sxb.

 

[Ubax45_]

Sometimes, I have an even number of dates at afuur.

 

[Tramo]

during salah I only rotate between Surah Ikhlas, Kawthar and Asr

 

[psychoukhtive]

I don't break my fast with dates

 

[fox]

Displaying arrogance in a setting where you're supposed to show humility. You're wasting your time sxb.

How am i arrogant?

 

[Arman]

How am i arrogant?

You attend Asian mosques so you can feel good about your height.

 

[DuctTape]

during salah I only rotate between Surah Ikhlas, Kawthar and Asr

I am guilty of this also
Ppl I pray regularly with sometimes wise up and ask why I recite 3 of the first few surahs - I just tell them that at least I am praying

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[fox]

You attend Asian mosques so you can feel good about your height.

Its a joke bro why you policing me you gaal? Go watch some richard dawkins and stephen fry

 

[Arman]

Its a joke bro why you policing me you gaal? Go watch some richard dawkins and stephen fry

Police? No, I'm an evangelical atheist.

 

[Nightline Kid]

I don't break my fast with dates

Same
Dates make me gag for some reason. They kind of creep me out too. When I was a kid I saw a date pit on the bathroom counter (don't ask) and I thought it was a cockroach. That might've attributed to why I don't like them
At least I break fast with water

 

[fox]

Police? No, I'm an evangelical atheist.

Naarta baad o socotaa

 

[Bahal]

during salah I only rotate between Surah Ikhlas, Kawthar and Asr

 

[fox]

Sometimes, I have an even number of dates at afuur.

This is bidah @Khalid Hussein scold her bro

 

[Tramo]

I don't break my fast with dates

timir is my #1 most disgusting food

ppl always say 'its Sunnah to break ur fast with timir waryaahee' and i just tell them Mashallah

 

[Ubax45_]

This is bidah @Khalid Hussein scold her bro

I ain't Salafi

 

[horumar]

I get to the mosque early so i can have a place where i can rest my back or if i can't then after the first salah i get up and run to the back where i can rest

 

[fox]

I ain't Salafi

You are ahlul bidah

I get to the mosque early so i can have a place where i can rest my back or if i can't then after the first salah i get up and run to the back where i can rest

You sound fat

 

[Ubax45_]

You are ahlul bidah

You sound fat

*Twirls away with members of my Tariqa*

 

[Don]

I've always wanted to try on the hijab