Guessing the future of users thread

[Marsh]

@Radical Canjeerorism dies early leading a communist revolution
@CaliTedesse achieves his dream of admixture of somalis having 20 children kkkkk.
@Afrique becomes the perfect housewife
@Abdisamad3 finally goes to turkey and gets a perfect hairline
@Medulla becomes a gender fluid activist in independent oromia

 

[chapati capone]

What about me?

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

What about me?

@Mohamed shabeele drinks the shabelle river

 

[Octavian]

@Radical Canjeerorism dies early leading a communist revolution
@CaliTedesse achieves his dream of admixture of somalis having 20 children kkkkk.
@Afrique becomes the perfect housewife
@Abdisamad3 finally goes to turkey and gets a perfect hairline
@Medulla becomes a gender fluid activist in independent oromia

what about me

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

@a y a n, @anyways and @Gedogyal will be those 50+ year old habaryars that are too naag nool to be married

@The Good will become a historian that will pop up in an al-Jazeera documentary on why Somalia is still fucked up after 50 years

@Jiron will die early smiling at the wrong place and time

@BetterDaysAhead will be a gay rights activist and suffocate to death in an orgy at age 69

@Alexander The Great, @LRW20 and @Shmurda will all be partying and eventually overdose

@sambuusi will be living a comfortable life off of the money she got from @Ayaanle__ after their divorce. He on the other hand will commit suicide

@strawberrii will be a librarian and later on one of those wise ayeeyos

 

[chapati capone]

@Mohamed shabeele drinks the shabelle river

And gets colored teeth and bring back otf

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

And gets colored teeth and bring back otf

 

[Radical]

@Radical Canjeerorism dies early leading a communist revolution
@CaliTedesse achieves his dream of admixture of somalis having 20 children kkkkk.
@Afrique becomes the perfect housewife
@Abdisamad3 finally goes to turkey and gets a perfect hairline
@Medulla becomes a gender fluid activist in independent oromia

@The Bloody-Nine becomes the first ever atheist suicide bomber
@Shmurda dies of unnatural causes...
Autopsy Result: Chronic Masturbation

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

@BetterDaysAhead will be a gay rights activist and suffocate to death in an orgy at age 69

Disrespectful af why do I have to suffocate

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

Disrespectful af why do I have to suffocate

Cuz you were enjoying yourself too much and didn't have any regard for your safety

 

[Marcus]

@Primordial runs a large hospital in Xamar
@CaliTedesse becomes the Amsterdam nitty
@Shmurda chills in tim Hortons every day
@Manafesto attempts to become a politician
@LRW20 Drives an Uber
@The Bloody-Nine Becomes a Sheikh
@BetterDaysAhead becomes a member of the nation of Islam
@The Good will become my lawyer

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

Me?

 

[Marsh]

Me?

Lawyer

 

[Guure]

Me?

@borednibba9 2/6/2025

 

[chapati capone]

Lawyer

Me?

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

2/6/2025
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Ahmaud Arbery???

 

[Macalin M]

2/6/2025
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Ricky

 

[Alexander The Great]

@a y a n, @anyways and @Gedogyal will be those 50+ year old habaryars that are too naag nool to be married

@The Good will become a historian that will pop up in an al-Jazeera documentary on why Somalia is still fucked up after 50 years

@Jiron will die early smiling at the wrong place and time

@BetterDaysAhead will be a gay rights activist and suffocate to death in an orgy at age 69

@Alexander The Great, @LRW20 and @Shmurda will all be partying and eventually overdose

@sambuusi will be living a comfortable life off of the money she got from @Ayaanle__ after their divorce. He on the other hand will commit suicide

Inshallah

 

[Caaro]

@BoqorkaChess Chess world champion and changed the title to “Boqorka jeska”

 

[Radical]

Can we take a moment to appreciate this brave brother @Alexander The Great for using his real pic