Guessing how Somalispot Members look like based on my crazy imagination

[lone]

Lone: Tall and lanky. Wearing reading glasses. Sad looking, large Tuug eyes. Dresses like a bible sales man. Walks very slow. Lower energy than cinina.

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

LOL Your name is hard to pronounce or type with correct spelling yaqee LOL

What's your imagination about me?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@Basra this is not just by coincidence, tell me who described me to you. Some people here have seen me. Come clean. You are right abt my nose, wrong abt my lips and I'm not short dammit

 

[chink-in-a-box]

:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[TooMacaan]

lmaooo, what a read, this made my day wlh. I literally lol'd xD

 

[felloff]

@Basra

Whats this?

I'm not worthy to be guessed for my looks?

Woolwich Summer 18 cancelled!

orod qof kaley cougar oo nogo

 

[lone]

cinina --- Sweet hijaabi girl wearing spectacle/reading glasses. The librarian worker look alike. Small nose, small mouth, rarely laughs, never shows her teeth. Walks slowly, low energy, but a big heart.


Merchant of Mogadishu : Not tall, not short. Slightly chubby with chubby fingers. Loves food. Prone to depressions and mood swings. Loves bob Marley. Soft silky hair, with a broad nose, strong healthy lips, very dark lips.


Bidaaq Wanaqsaan : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions

government: Sheikh looking. Hairy face. But very far from being religious. Sad eyes, like a puppy lose in Baidabo. Half Arab, and not exactly conversationalist. Looks like a Yemeni slave in an 18th century portrait.



Jim Crow: Not chubby but a prominent baasto belly hidden in his average height posture. Suffers from paranoid personality disorder. Slightly racist. Somali Supremacist. Low moods swings, but immediately mood uplifted if he sees a bantu old photos of afros and bantu using Caadey to brush their teeth. Or see a photo of a camel.


Armadhilo: The photo he posted eating fatty foods with fatty fingers is exactly him, minus the arab part

Rkeylly: Short and stout. Has a long pointy nose that is shaped like an eagles beak. Feminine y lips, feminine hips and figure. Large prominent ears. Looks like he is born from a famous influential somali family. Slightly happening Bidaar


Idil Beydaan: Cosmopolitan British Fish and Chip Girl. Small lips. Small nose. Round face. dark lips. Loves writing, beautiful hands, but ugly feet. High volume laughter, and walks a little bit slow than desired, not particularly low energy but coffee driven energy.



GeeljiireSanbur: Skinny , tall farah with large Aaf weyne , siyaad baare type of a mouth. Not an intelligent face. Round and a bit absent minded. Street smart. Large eyes. Curly hair with a little bit twist of hairline


Daljacel : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions:

Lone: Tall and lanky. Wearing reading glasses. Sad looking, large Tuug eyes. Dresses like a bible sales man. Walks very slow. Lower energy than cinina.


KingJames: Chubby, round face, roar-ous laughter. Book warmer. Old school chiefton trapped in a modern fish and chips Isaaq chubby kid. Suspicious, and paranoid


Slickback: Suave, modern looking, slim and very kind when she wants to. Loyal. Broad nose, long face , long forehead. no butt. Flat.


Yaqquub: Skinny, large eyes, large mouth, prominent aristocrat long nose. Fat fingers, flat feet like the black people type. Bidaar happening on the horizon. Pensive and moody. Idealistic, and a dreamer.


Na9 : Hijaabi wearing, upper body skinny but with a prodigious futo. Bounces like boys, sporty i mean. Strong lips, Strong hands, in a former life, she was a Nomad woman soldier .

Knowles: Short hair. Flat Naaso. Flat Futo. Very intelligent face, but sad and melancholic withdrawn eyes. Long face. Long Forehead.

I don’t have presbyopia. Christ has blessed my vision.20/20 neither am I lanky nor slow. For Christ’s sake I’m only 21.

 

[Arma]

@Basra

Whats this?

I'm not worthy to be guessed for my looks?

Woolwich Summer 18 cancelled!

orod qof kaley cougar oo nogo

But, you are a little b*tch doe.

 

[Arma]

cinina --- Sweet hijaabi girl wearing spectacle/reading glasses. The librarian worker look alike. Small nose, small mouth, rarely laughs, never shows her teeth. Walks slowly, low energy, but a big heart.


Merchant of Mogadishu : Not tall, not short. Slightly chubby with chubby fingers. Loves food. Prone to depressions and mood swings. Loves bob Marley. Soft silky hair, with a broad nose, strong healthy lips, very dark lips.


Bidaaq Wanaqsaan : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions

government: Sheikh looking. Hairy face. But very far from being religious. Sad eyes, like a puppy lose in Baidabo. Half Arab, and not exactly conversationalist. Looks like a Yemeni slave in an 18th century portrait.



Jim Crow: Not chubby but a prominent baasto belly hidden in his average height posture. Suffers from paranoid personality disorder. Slightly racist. Somali Supremacist. Low moods swings, but immediately mood uplifted if he sees a bantu old photos of afros and bantu using Caadey to brush their teeth. Or see a photo of a camel.


Armadhilo: The photo he posted eating fatty foods with fatty fingers is exactly him, minus the arab part

Rkeylly: Short and stout. Has a long pointy nose that is shaped like an eagles beak. Feminine y lips, feminine hips and figure. Large prominent ears. Looks like he is born from a famous influential somali family. Slightly happening Bidaar


Idil Beydaan: Cosmopolitan British Fish and Chip Girl. Small lips. Small nose. Round face. dark lips. Loves writing, beautiful hands, but ugly feet. High volume laughter, and walks a little bit slow than desired, not particularly low energy but coffee driven energy.



GeeljiireSanbur: Skinny , tall farah with large Aaf weyne , siyaad baare type of a mouth. Not an intelligent face. Round and a bit absent minded. Street smart. Large eyes. Curly hair with a little bit twist of hairline


Daljacel : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions:

Lone: Tall and lanky. Wearing reading glasses. Sad looking, large Tuug eyes. Dresses like a bible sales man. Walks very slow. Lower energy than cinina.


KingJames: Chubby, round face, roar-ous laughter. Book warmer. Old school chiefton trapped in a modern fish and chips Isaaq chubby kid. Suspicious, and paranoid


Slickback: Suave, modern looking, slim and very kind when she wants to. Loyal. Broad nose, long face , long forehead. no butt. Flat.


Yaqquub: Skinny, large eyes, large mouth, prominent aristocrat long nose. Fat fingers, flat feet like the black people type. Bidaar happening on the horizon. Pensive and moody. Idealistic, and a dreamer.


Na9 : Hijaabi wearing, upper body skinny but with a prodigious futo. Bounces like boys, sporty i mean. Strong lips, Strong hands, in a former life, she was a Nomad woman soldier .

Knowles: Short hair. Flat Naaso. Flat Futo. Very intelligent face, but sad and melancholic withdrawn eyes. Long face. Long Forehead.

No need to bother with me macaanay, the whole world knows me. #SELFQARXIS

 

[Suspect]

Brb need 2 buy tampons and tweet about how niggas aint shit

It's that time of the month innit

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you are a female?

 

[DeadStar]

I’m offended!

 

[Arma]

And i don't have, "fat fingers", ya .

 

[Crow]

Wtf I'm not slightly racist.

 

[Slickback]

you are a female?

No

 

[felloff]

But, you are a little b*tch doe.

who's this secondary character?

 

[Basra]

@Basra

Whats this?

I'm not worthy to be guessed for my looks?

Woolwich Summer 18 cancelled!

orod qof kaley cougar oo nogo

LOOOOOOOOOOL felloff 1000 apologies cousin. LOL


felloff: Skinny Farah, Isaaq King, lots of Swagger, gentle man soul, Woolwich King? Lots of energy, small reer Eeinashee nose, medium size mouth size, and sri lanka silky hair! LOL

 

[Basra]

@Basra this is not just by coincidence, tell me who described me to you. Some people here have seen me. Come clean. You are right abt my nose, wrong abt my lips and I'm not short dammit

cinina your cousin updated me LOOOOOOOOL

 

[Basra]

What's your imagination about me?

I imagine u like to cook and eat a lot. Not exactly slim. U also like to listen to Somali songs?

 

[Basra]

And i don't have, "fat fingers", ya .

Relax walaalo....this is all for fun

 

[Arma]

Relax walaalo....this is all for fun

C'mon, b. I'm playing with ya.