Guessing how Somalispot Members look like based on my crazy imagination

[CangeeroBear]

I'm never mentioned in these threads.

I've been here for a year as well

 

[Slickback]

Shit we’re in sync, and fyi tampons are haram. There’s to be no penetration before you marry xabiibti



This rage seems rehearsed
It’s ok if you’re part of the knowles gender fluid crew, it’s very this season

I almost googled that like say wallahi

This rage seems rehearsed
It’s ok if you’re part of the knowles gender fluid crew, it’s very this season

Your trickery will not work on me. Obviously if I were a woman, I would be lesbian otherwise that's some gay shit

 

[cinina]

I almost googled that like say wallahi



Your trickery will not work on me. Obviously if I were a woman, I would be lesbian otherwise that's some gay shit

Mmmhmm, I see you’re using the subjuctive mood correctly. Definitely not a faarax. I’m on to you naayaa. If I had the time I would definitively prove that you are a lass. Alas, you live to deceive another day. (C wht I did thurr fellow XX, you can’t fake the Y!!)

This concludes my investigation for today, I’ll be watching you missy!

 

[NA9]

Na9 : Hijaabi wearing, upper body skinny but with a prodigious futo. Bounces like boys, sporty i mean. Strong lips, Strong hands, in a former life, she was a Nomad woman soldier

 

[Basra]

You were also used as an an exemplar for Bidaar and others :siilaanyolaugh:
@Basra you got me
Did you hack my phones front camera
Buuut
I’m not FISH AND CHIPS HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE SOMALI SPEAKING THREAD
ANDDDD
LEAVE MY FEET ALONE
Other than that completely correct I say as I say sip on my instant cappucino I bought as a pack for a pound at poundland
You should try it (easy to make you just open the sachet into a cup and add hot water and much cheaper than the millionaire coffee people seem to be buying from hippy coffee shops)
What does Cosmopolitan mean?
Love you Basra
You made my day

lol Idil Cosmopolitan as a modern girl who reads lifestyle articles and drinks coffee for luxury! lol


Merchant of Mog loooool Sorry darling.....that's my insticts lol

 

[Basra]

cinina u r right about Slick ma ha? We both have the same instinct! lol

 

[Basra]

You guys are foul, don't ever talk to me again @Basra @cinina

Conspiring against me behind closed doors! Evil brood of qumoyiin

I love it! LOL

 

[Basra]

hahaha i loved this lol at Knowles description

i am not that active, but what do you think i look like?

I cant believe i didn't include u! Gasp! lol

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Merchant of Mog loooool Sorry darling.....that's my insticts lol

Instincts? Is that all you can say. Instincts?

You are very close to being thrown off the Tarpeian Rock.

 

[Basra]

U didn't even include me? Nacaala

LOL Your name is hard to pronounce or type with correct spelling yaqee LOL

 

[Basra]

What about me hun

Hon sorry, i have NOT read much of your posts to form a picture in my crazy head

 

[Reclesstuga]

You guys are foul, don't ever talk to me again @Basra @cinina

Conspiring against me behind closed doors! Evil brood of qumoyiin

lol i thought you were a gurl too. Your posts ooze femininity

 

[Basra]

Instincts? Is that all you can say. Instincts?

You are very close to being thrown off the Tarpeian Rock.

I think u r adorable. U r deeper than people take u for lol but at the core of YOU, is what i described you, and i am not taking it back! lol

 

[Anab]

Hon sorry, i have read much of your posts to form a picture in my crazy head

What about me? Can i have a description

 

[Basra]

What about me? Can i have a description

Havent read much of your posts either ! lol

 

[Bernie Madoff]

What about me? Can i have a description

You a nobody

 

[Slickback]

lol i thought you were a gurl too. Your posts ooze femininity

square up

 

[Anab]

Havent read much of your posts either ! lol

You a nobody

Is that so

 

[MrSalih]

cinina --- Sweet hijaabi girl wearing spectacle/reading glasses. The librarian worker look alike. Small nose, small mouth, rarely laughs, never shows her teeth. Walks slowly, low energy, but a big heart.


Merchant of Mogadishu : Not tall, not short. Slightly chubby with chubby fingers. Loves food. Prone to depressions and mood swings. Loves bob Marley. Soft silky hair, with a broad nose, strong healthy lips, very dark lips.


Bidaaq Wanaqsaan : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions

government: Sheikh looking. Hairy face. But very far from being religious. Sad eyes, like a puppy lose in Baidabo. Half Arab, and not exactly conversationalist.

Looks like a Yemeni slave in an 18th century portrait.

Jim Crow: Not chubby but a prominent baasto belly hidden in his average height posture. Suffers from paranoid personality disorder. Slightly racist. Somali Supremacist. Low moods swings, but immediately mood uplifted if he sees a bantu old photos of afros and bantu using Caadey to brush their teeth. Or see a photo of a camel.


Armadhilo: The photo he posted eating fatty foods with fatty fingers is exactly him, minus the arab part

Rkeylly: Short and stout. Has a long pointy nose that is shaped like an eagles beak. Feminine y lips, feminine hips and figure. Large prominent ears. Looks like he is born from a famous influential somali family. Slightly happening Bidaar


Idil Beydaan: Cosmopolitan British Fish and Chip Girl. Small lips. Small nose. Round face. dark lips. Loves writing, beautiful hands, but ugly feet. High volume laughter, and walks a little bit slow than desired, not particularly low energy but coffee driven energy.



GeeljiireSanbur: Skinny , tall farah with large Aaf weyne , siyaad baare type of a mouth. Not an intelligent face. Round and a bit absent minded. Street smart. Large eyes. Curly hair with a little bit twist of hairline


Daljacel : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions:

Lone: Tall and lanky. Wearing reading glasses. Sad looking, large Tuug eyes. Dresses like a bible sales man. Walks very slow. Lower energy than cinina.


KingJames: Chubby, round face, roar-ous laughter. Book warmer. Old school chiefton trapped in a modern fish and chips Isaaq chubby kid. Suspicious, and paranoid


Slickback: Suave, modern looking, slim and very kind when she wants to. Loyal. Broad nose, long face , long forehead. no butt. Flat.


Yaqquub: Skinny, large eyes, large mouth, prominent aristocrat long nose. Fat fingers, flat feet like the black people type. Bidaar happening on the horizon. Pensive and moody. Idealistic, and a dreamer.


Na9 : Hijaabi wearing, upper body skinny but with a prodigious futo. Bounces like boys, sporty i mean. Strong lips, Strong hands, in a former life, she was a Nomad woman soldier .

Knowles: Short hair. Flat Naaso. Flat Futo. Very intelligent face, but sad and melancholic withdrawn eyes. Long face. Long Forehead.

 

[government]

I'm blessed to get a description from @Basra I'm not even mad cause mine wasn't the worst:siilaanyosmile: