Guessing how Somalispot Members look like based on my crazy imagination

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cinina --- Sweet hijaabi girl wearing spectacle/reading glasses. The librarian worker look alike. Small nose, small mouth, rarely laughs, never shows her teeth. Walks slowly, low energy, but a big heart.


Merchant of Mogadishu : Not tall, not short. Slightly chubby with chubby fingers. Loves food. Prone to depressions and mood swings. Loves bob Marley. Soft silky hair, with a broad nose, strong healthy lips, very dark lips.


Bidaaq Wanaqsaan : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions

government: Sheikh looking. Hairy face. But very far from being religious. Sad eyes, like a puppy lose in Baidabo. Half Arab, and not exactly conversationalist. Looks like a Yemeni slave in an 18th century portrait.



Jim Crow: Not chubby but a prominent baasto belly hidden in his average height posture. Suffers from paranoid personality disorder. Slightly racist. Somali Supremacist. Low moods swings, but immediately mood uplifted if he sees a bantu old photos of afros and bantu using Caadey to brush their teeth. Or see a photo of a camel.


Armadhilo: The photo he posted eating fatty foods with fatty fingers is exactly him, minus the arab part

Rkeylly: Short and stout. Has a long pointy nose that is shaped like an eagles beak. Feminine y lips, feminine hips and figure. Large prominent ears. Looks like he is born from a famous influential somali family. Slightly happening Bidaar


Idil Beydaan: Cosmopolitan British Fish and Chip Girl. Small lips. Small nose. Round face. dark lips. Loves writing, beautiful hands, but ugly feet. High volume laughter, and walks a little bit slow than desired, not particularly low energy but coffee driven energy.



GeeljiireSanbur: Skinny , tall farah with large Aaf weyne , siyaad baare type of a mouth. Not an intelligent face. Round and a bit absent minded. Street smart. Large eyes. Curly hair with a little bit twist of hairline


Daljacel : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions:

Lone: Tall and lanky. Wearing reading glasses. Sad looking, large Tuug eyes. Dresses like a bible sales man. Walks very slow. Lower energy than cinina.


KingJames: Chubby, round face, roar-ous laughter. Book warmer. Old school chiefton trapped in a modern fish and chips Isaaq chubby kid. Suspicious, and paranoid


Slickback: Suave, modern looking, slim and very kind when she wants to. Loyal. Broad nose, long face , long forehead. no butt. Flat.


Yaqquub: Skinny, large eyes, large mouth, prominent aristocrat long nose. Fat fingers, flat feet like the black people type. Bidaar happening on the horizon. Pensive and moody. Idealistic, and a dreamer.


Na9 : Hijaabi wearing, upper body skinny but with a prodigious futo. Bounces like boys, sporty i mean. Strong lips, Strong hands, in a former life, she was a Nomad woman soldier .

Knowles: Short hair. Flat Naaso. Flat Futo. Very intelligent face, but sad and melancholic withdrawn eyes. Long face. Long Forehead.
 
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cinina --- Sweet hijaabi girl wearing spectacle/reading glasses. The librarian worker look alike. Small nose, small mouth, rarely laughs, never shows her teeth. Walks slowly, low energy, but a big heart.


Merchant of Mogadishu : Not tall, not short. Slightly chubby with chubby fingers. Loves food. Prone to depressions and mood swings. Loves bob Marley. Soft silky hair, with a broad nose, strong healthy lips, very dark lips.


Bidaaq Wanaqsaan : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions

government: Sheikh looking. Hairy face. But very far from being religious. Sad eyes, like a puppy lose in Baidabo. Half Arab, and not exactly conversationalist. Looks like a Yemeni slave in an 18th century portrait.


Jim Crow: Not chubby but a prominent baasto belly hidden in his average height posture. Suffers from paranoid personality disorder. Slightly racist. Somali Supremacist. Low moods swings, but immediately mood uplifted if he sees a bantu old photos of afros and bantu using Caadey to brush their teeth. Or see a photo of a camel.


Rkeylly: Short and stout. Has a long pointy nose that is shaped like an eagles beak. Feminine y lips, feminine hips and figure. Large prominent ears. Looks like he is born from a famous influential somali family. Slightly happening Bidaar


Idil Beydaan: Cosmopolitan British Fish and Chip Girl. Small lips. Small nose. Round face. dark lips. Loves writing, beautiful hands, but ugly feet. High volume laughter, and walks a little bit slow than desired, not particularly low energy but coffee driven energy.



GeeljiireSanbur: Skinny , tall farah with large Aaf weyne , siyaad baare type of a mouth. Not an intelligent face. Round and a bit absent minded. Street smart. Large eyes. Curly hair with a little bit twist of hairline


Daljacel : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions:


KingJames: Chubby, round face, roar-ous laughter. Book warmer. Old school chiefton trapped in a modern fish and chips Isaaq chubby kid. Suspicious, and paranoid


Slickback: Suave, modern looking, slim and very kind when she wants to. Loyal. Broad nose, long face , long forehead. no butt. Flat.


Yaqquub: Skinny, large eyes, large mouth, prominent aristocrat long nose. Fat fingers, flat feet like the black people type. Bidaaq happening on the horizon. Pensive and moody. Idealistic, and a dreamer.


Na9 : Hijaabi wearing, upper body skinny but with a prodigious futo. Bounces like boys, sporty i mean. Strong lips, Strong hands, in a former life, she was a Nomad woman soldier .

Knowles: Short hair. Flat Naaso. Flat Futo. Very intelligent face, but sad and melancholic withdrawn eyes. Long face. Long Forehead.
What about me hun
 

Merchant of Mogadishu

From Pella to Pattala, then back to Babylon
Merchant of Mogadishu : Not tall, not short. Slightly chubby with chubby fingers. Loves food. Prone to depressions and mood swings. Loves bob Marley. Soft silky hair, with a broad nose, strong healthy lips, very dark lips.

:faysalwtf:

I look nothing like that and I'm nothing like that.

You are a disgrace to the great trading city of Basra and I would have you taken to the rotten stocks of Padua, I've heard its the only place in Europe where people throw shit at you, instead of food.
 
:faysalwtf:

I look nothing like that and I'm nothing like that.

You are a disgrace to the great trading city of Basra and I would have you taken to the rotten stocks of Padua, I've heard its the only place in Europe where people throw shit at you, instead of food.
You were also used as an an exemplar for Bidaar and others :siilaanyolaugh:
@Basra you got me
Did you hack my phones front camera
Buuut
I’m not FISH AND CHIPS HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE SOMALI SPEAKING THREAD
ANDDDD
LEAVE MY FEET ALONE:kendrickcry:
Other than that completely correct :mjohreally: I say as I say sip on my instant cappucino I bought as a pack for a pound at poundland
You should try it (easy to make you just open the sachet into a cup and add hot water and much cheaper than the millionaire coffee people seem to be buying from hippy coffee shops)
What does Cosmopolitan mean?
Love you Basra
You made my day:hemad:
 
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government: Sheikh looking. Hairy face. But very far from being religious. Sad eyes, like a puppy lose in Baidabo. Half Arab, and not exactly conversationalist. Looks like a Yemeni slave in an 18th century portrait.
I wish I had a hairy face :liberaltears:
 
KingJames: Chubby, round face, roar-ous laughter. Book warmer. Old school chiefton trapped in a modern fish and chips Isaaq chubby kid. Suspicious, and paranoid
:russ::russ::dead::dead1:

You definitely are delusional ayeeyo, but it’s all good you made me laugh so hard.

A Chubby Isaaq with a round face:mjlol:
 
cinina --- Sweet hijaabi girl wearing spectacle/reading glasses. The librarian worker look alike. Small nose, small mouth, rarely laughs, never shows her teeth. Walks slowly, low energy, but a big heart.

Slickback: Suave, modern looking, slim and very kind when she wants to. Loyal. Broad nose, long face , long forehead. no butt. Flat.

Loooooool :it0tdo8: for my description InshaAllah that’s me
@Slickback you do give off feminine vibes, Basra has confirmed my suspicions :notsureif:
 
cinina --- Sweet hijaabi girl wearing spectacle/reading glasses. The librarian worker look alike. Small nose, small mouth, rarely laughs, never shows her teeth. Walks slowly, low energy, but a big heart.


Merchant of Mogadishu : Not tall, not short. Slightly chubby with chubby fingers. Loves food. Prone to depressions and mood swings. Loves bob Marley. Soft silky hair, with a broad nose, strong healthy lips, very dark lips.


Bidaaq Wanaqsaan : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions

government: Sheikh looking. Hairy face. But very far from being religious. Sad eyes, like a puppy lose in Baidabo. Half Arab, and not exactly conversationalist. Looks like a Yemeni slave in an 18th century portrait.



Jim Crow: Not chubby but a prominent baasto belly hidden in his average height posture. Suffers from paranoid personality disorder. Slightly racist. Somali Supremacist. Low moods swings, but immediately mood uplifted if he sees a bantu old photos of afros and bantu using Caadey to brush their teeth. Or see a photo of a camel.


Armadhilo: The photo he posted eating fatty foods with fatty fingers is exactly him, minus the arab part

Rkeylly: Short and stout. Has a long pointy nose that is shaped like an eagles beak. Feminine y lips, feminine hips and figure. Large prominent ears. Looks like he is born from a famous influential somali family. Slightly happening Bidaar


Idil Beydaan: Cosmopolitan British Fish and Chip Girl. Small lips. Small nose. Round face. dark lips. Loves writing, beautiful hands, but ugly feet. High volume laughter, and walks a little bit slow than desired, not particularly low energy but coffee driven energy.



GeeljiireSanbur: Skinny , tall farah with large Aaf weyne , siyaad baare type of a mouth. Not an intelligent face. Round and a bit absent minded. Street smart. Large eyes. Curly hair with a little bit twist of hairline


Daljacel : Refer to Merchant of Mogadishu descriptions:

Lone: Tall and lanky. Wearing reading glasses. Sad looking, large Tuug eyes. Dresses like a bible sales man. Walks very slow. Lower energy than cinina.


KingJames: Chubby, round face, roar-ous laughter. Book warmer. Old school chiefton trapped in a modern fish and chips Isaaq chubby kid. Suspicious, and paranoid


Slickback: Suave, modern looking, slim and very kind when she wants to. Loyal. Broad nose, long face , long forehead. no butt. Flat.


Yaqquub: Skinny, large eyes, large mouth, prominent aristocrat long nose. Fat fingers, flat feet like the black people type. Bidaar happening on the horizon. Pensive and moody. Idealistic, and a dreamer.


Na9 : Hijaabi wearing, upper body skinny but with a prodigious futo. Bounces like boys, sporty i mean. Strong lips, Strong hands, in a former life, she was a Nomad woman soldier .

Knowles: Short hair. Flat Naaso. Flat Futo. Very intelligent face, but sad and melancholic withdrawn eyes. Long face. Long Forehead.
U didn't even include me? Nacaala :gucciwhat:
 
You guys are foul, don't ever talk to me again @Basra @cinina

Conspiring against me behind closed doors! Evil brood of qumoyiin :icon arrow::icon arrow::icon arrow:

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Brb need 2 buy tampons and tweet about how niggas aint shit :wow1:

It's that time of the month innit :comeon:

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How sarcastic
Don’t worry to refute this claim you can use this;
This study examined various characteristics of encoders of sarcasm. Sarcasm is a complex communication activity, but little is known about the individuals who use sarcasm. For this study, we paired participants and asked them to converse using a list of questions that we anticipated would elicit sarcastic responses. Following each conversation, participants completed questionnaires that we used to determine their understanding of their own and their partner's use of sarcasm. Results indicated that men were more sarcastic than women. Men were more sarcastic when interacting with other men than when interacting with women; women, on the other hand, were more sarcastic when interacting with men than with other women. Also, it was discovered that individualists were more sarcastic than collectivists.
Source:
Tsfira Grebelsky-Lichtman, Liron Bdolach. (2017) Talk like a man, walk like a woman: an advanced political communication framework for female politicians. The Journal of Legislative Studies 23:3, pages 275-300.
 
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Brb need 2 buy tampons and tweet about how niggas aint shit :wow1:

It's that time of the month innit :comeon:

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Shit we’re in sync, and fyi tampons are haram. There’s to be no penetration before you marry xabiibti

It's a slander campaign, the LBGTQXYZ mafia is assassinating me for my #hardhitting #facts and expelling their #demonic presence

This rage seems rehearsed :ulyin:
It’s ok if you’re part of the knowles gender fluid crew, it’s very this season ;);)
 
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