Inspired by @Grigori Rasputin's unrealistic thread posted below which I think is the root cause of his failed marriage 5 times.
I pressume these brutual comments and demeaning advisories is something he would say thus ending his yearly Zawjul-Muqat onhere and there.
1.If you don't want me to look at you, don't dress like a fucking stripper. I wouldn't look at your breasts if half of them weren't hanging out, same thing goes for your ass.
2.Stop complaining about lack of money when you spend most of your time in the mall and spend all your earnings on obnoxious and trivial things.
3.Turn the fucking Bollywood and Farxiyo fiska songs off for God's sake. Yes, the song is sweet. So sweet that I'll get a stomachache and puke in your car.
4.If you think I'm going to talk to your big ass and "accept you for who you are", you're wrong. Don't come over and hug and flirt with me. It's embarassing, I know you haven't got laid in a while. I can tell, But some of us are not attracted to BIG FAT CHICKS. Sure, personality wins.... but I'm not shoving my c0ck in your personality. Go find another fatty.
5.I realize a lot of men make bad advances toward you, and make you annoyed. I apologize for that. That does not, however, give you a reason to act like a b1tch toward me when I am only being nice. Don't even fucking flatter yourself.
6.If you try to withhold the vag1na just to make me dance and serve you, I will go find another vag1na. It's very easy.
7.If I have nothing whatsoever to do with the terrible day you had, don't b1tch at me about it. I'll listen and comfort you, but you need to flip the b1tch switch off- otherwise you can sit alone and cry while I hit up the strip club. Then I'll come home and tell you all I was at Gun range.
8.You are not irreplacable.
9.I am not comfortable being around your friends while you gossip, just as you are not comfortable around my buddies while we talk Putin/guns/titties/football/video games/ninjas/pirates or any other thing that is actually important and can influence the fate of the world.
10.Don't use my fucking razors when your Venus dries up. Or my shaving cream.
11.When you get loud and obnoxious when you're chew the Garaabo and shisha and high and trip all over the place- it will be recorded and retained for future incidents when you b1tch at me for getting smashed IN MY OWN FUCKING YARD.
I pressume these brutual comments and demeaning advisories is something he would say thus ending his yearly Zawjul-Muqat onhere and there.
HOW TO BE realistic husband in accordance with our forefathers and tradition
Follow these steps ; 1. remember the purpose of the marriage, it is to procreate and to have as many sons as possible 2. Always keep your inner thoughts away from her less she uses against you 3. NEVER EVER fall in love with her. Stay independent with clear thoughts.A man in love is a...
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1.If you don't want me to look at you, don't dress like a fucking stripper. I wouldn't look at your breasts if half of them weren't hanging out, same thing goes for your ass.
2.Stop complaining about lack of money when you spend most of your time in the mall and spend all your earnings on obnoxious and trivial things.
3.Turn the fucking Bollywood and Farxiyo fiska songs off for God's sake. Yes, the song is sweet. So sweet that I'll get a stomachache and puke in your car.
4.If you think I'm going to talk to your big ass and "accept you for who you are", you're wrong. Don't come over and hug and flirt with me. It's embarassing, I know you haven't got laid in a while. I can tell, But some of us are not attracted to BIG FAT CHICKS. Sure, personality wins.... but I'm not shoving my c0ck in your personality. Go find another fatty.
5.I realize a lot of men make bad advances toward you, and make you annoyed. I apologize for that. That does not, however, give you a reason to act like a b1tch toward me when I am only being nice. Don't even fucking flatter yourself.
6.If you try to withhold the vag1na just to make me dance and serve you, I will go find another vag1na. It's very easy.
7.If I have nothing whatsoever to do with the terrible day you had, don't b1tch at me about it. I'll listen and comfort you, but you need to flip the b1tch switch off- otherwise you can sit alone and cry while I hit up the strip club. Then I'll come home and tell you all I was at Gun range.
8.You are not irreplacable.
9.I am not comfortable being around your friends while you gossip, just as you are not comfortable around my buddies while we talk Putin/guns/titties/football/video games/ninjas/pirates or any other thing that is actually important and can influence the fate of the world.
10.Don't use my fucking razors when your Venus dries up. Or my shaving cream.
11.When you get loud and obnoxious when you're chew the Garaabo and shisha and high and trip all over the place- it will be recorded and retained for future incidents when you b1tch at me for getting smashed IN MY OWN FUCKING YARD.
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