give me your worst/lame pick-up line jokes

[Jiron]

You have an incredible smile, it radiates and puts everyone at ease from a mile

 

[Moe]

i said it 1 time and boy i regret everytime i remember it back when i was 18. I read it somewhere about best pickups line that worked mostly.


girl are you into fitness??

bc how about fitness in my dick by your mouth.

I got big fat slap by her and she about call the police i ran by my life back to home.

 

[sambuusi]

You have an incredible smile, it radiates and puts everyone at ease from a mile

wow it rhymed

 

[Drago]

You have an incredible smile, it radiates and puts everyone at ease from a mile

This is too pure

 

[Shmurda]

I'd take you to the movies but snacks aren't allowed

This one halfway worked because I got the number but was never able to secure the deal

 

[Bernie Madoff]

There something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it


Ohhh I got another I used on a this girl once.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you

 

[Abba Sadacha]

don't be shy

" i can imagine us making some beautiful soft hair and shiny forehead having halal babies,"


*shrugs shoulders*

 

[Macalin M]

Do you have an STD? Because I wanna catch you!

 

[anyways]

Do you have an STD? Because I wanna catch you!

 

[sambuusi]

There something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it


Ohhh I got another I used on a this girl once.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you

let me give you some advice my friend
do not, i repeat, do not ever use these pick up lines ever again on an actual person, okay?

 

[darkarabian56]

don't be shy

I know the whole Quran(I said this when i was 14 don't judge me)

 

[Bernie Madoff]

let me give you some advice my friend
do not, i repeat, do not ever use these pick up lines ever again on an actual person, okay?

The second one actually made the girl laugh. But I’m not going to use it again. Waaaaay tooo cheesy

 

[Macalin M]

Do you have the coronavirus, because I can’t stop looking a-choo

 

[Abba Sadacha]

Another one:

If you were mines/
I'd make halal loving til you achieved satisfaction
And take my time/
Then make doro wat for u
And salad with feta, tomato, lettuce and limes/

(Loool)

 

[Abdisamad]

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

 

[sambuusi]

Another one:

If you were mines/
I'd make halal loving til you achieved satisfaction
And take my time/
Then make doro wat for u
And salad with feta, tomato, lettuce and limes/

(Loool)

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

A for effort