Gifts from a MJ male

Muji

VIP
It’s finally nice to know a wealthy Somali man who understands how to give gifts

He brought me an IPhone X, an IPad an Apple Watch and some new LV shoes.

Step up your wallets the rest of you Somali men
 
It's a bad investment for a depreciating asset. I think the smooth earnings of the person has lowered the perception of investment risk. lol
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
VIP
I want a Pearl Earing from a Habar gidir libaax :( (or did i receive one? hhmm)
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
Are you sure it wasn’t from @Reiko ? I heard UK farahs are too broke to even dine at KFC.
UK faraaxs claim they eat halal to avoid eating out.

Her: take me to Nandos (chicken place)
U.K faraax: that’s haraam bruv, let’s cook the food
Her: but it’s owned by a Pakistani guy who’s dad runs the local masjid

Him: nah bruv that’s haraam, you can’t trust pakis. **takes a hit of his weed** we need to eat halal.


:chrisfreshhah::drakelaugh:
 

NotMyL

"You are your best thing"
VIP
UK faraaxs claim they eat halal to avoid eating out.

Her: take me to Nandos (chicken place)
U.K faraax: that’s haraam bruv, let’s cook the food
Her: but it’s owned by a Pakistani guy who’s dad runs the local masjid

Him: nah bruv that’s haraam, you can’t trust pakis. **takes a hit of his weed** we need to eat halal.


:chrisfreshhah::drakelaugh:
:drakelaugh::deadrose:
 
UK faraaxs claim they eat halal to avoid eating out.

Her: take me to Nandos (chicken place)
U.K faraax: that’s haraam bruv, let’s cook the food
Her: but it’s owned by a Pakistani guy who’s dad runs the local masjid

Him: nah bruv that’s haraam, you can’t trust pakis. **takes a hit of his weed** we need to eat halal.


:chrisfreshhah::drakelaugh:

@AarHawd_7 :damn:
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
:siilaanyolaugh: You need to change boroughs if the most ambitious ones are would-be drill rappers.

Look beyond Engriska to sunnier and more prosperous landscapes.
 
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